yo mamma's jokes:D

[toupihiggins]

Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang "We are family!"

Yo mamma's so stupid, she stared at a Ford for an hour because it said "Focus."

Yo mamma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Ur Momma So Fat wen she stands on weighing scales it Reads to be continued.


and my favorite....Your mamma is so fat, when God said let there be light,she had to move! )

[snooker warrior]

yo mammas so fat her shadow weighs 5 stone !!!!!

yo mammas so fat when she go out to the pub she sits next to everybody !!!!!

yo mammas so fat when she gets on the talking scales it shouts "one at a time,, one at a time"

[calebk]

Yo mamma's so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo mamma's so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

Yo mamma's so fat she needed a map and compass to find her navel.

[Burwat Champ]

Yo mamma's so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomarang

Yo Mammas so poor I saw her kikking a can up the street, I said what you doing, she said moving house.

Yo Mammas teeth are so yellow she could butter a whole loaf of bread