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    The Iranian Government has you pegged.

    This week, members of Iran's Islamic regime finally pinpointed the cause of mass protests that have brought hundreds of thousands of people to the streets in the days since a contentious presidential election.

    It was not popular will, or angry opposition supporters who felt cheated, or even the Internet. No, according to Foreign Minister Manouchehr Mottaki in an address to his ambassadors, it went like this: First, the British government secretly ordered British Airways to swap all its scheduled flights to Tehran with larger 747 jets, which it packed with hand-picked “passengers … with special intelligence and security ambitions,” who flooded into downtown Tehran, received orders from coded messages on the BBC's Persian-language network, and persuaded thousands of otherwise unwilling Iranians to protest.

    Within Iran, this is the most widely accepted and popular explanation for the events that have threatened to tear the country in two this month: It was a British plot.

    Iranians of a conservative bent have long believed, against all evidence to the contrary, that 10 Downing Street remains the secret “puppet master” behind everything that goes wrong in Tehran, from declining oil production to higher tomato prices.

    Occasionally, Israel and the United States threaten to unseat Britain, which hasn't had a major role in Iran since the 1950s, as the sources of perfidy. The neighbouring Arab states, never fully trusted, get blamed, too. But since the June 12 election, the religious leadership and the Iranian state media have been climbing over themselves to declare a very British coup for the popular uprisings that erupted after the vote in which hard-line President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was re-elected by a 63 per cent margin, which supporters of reformist opponent Mir-Hossein Mousavi say was fraudulent.

    Tehran newspaper Aftab-e-Yazd said on Wednesday that Britain had used the election to renew its long-held imperial ambitions over Iran: “After the revolution, this wily fox's hands were tied but they tried to find some opening for their interference, which is how they are using Iran's elections and internal affairs today.”

    It is rarely necessary for the word “Britain” to be uttered by Iranian politicians or journalists: The phrases “wily fox” or “puppet master” are universally understood identifiers, by a public who are broadly willing to believe that British wiles still stand behind Iran's troubles, six decades after London's imperial interest in Iran ended.

    In prayers Friday, mullahs denounced Britain as “so malicious in the recent developments.” Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, the supreme religious and political leader of Iran's theocracy, denounced Britain last week as “the most evil” of international forces, eclipsing Israel and the United States to the point that the latter two rarely get mentioned any more.

    It has now threatened to escalate into a full-scale diplomatic conflict, after Britain and Iran each expelled two diplomats and Iran expelled all British journalists from the country (along with many other foreigners).

    The conservative cleric Ayatollah Ahmed Khatami (no relation to the former liberal reformist president with the same surname) denounced Britain Friday and called for harsh punishments, including death, for protesters he said had been agents of London. “In this unrest, Britons have behaved very mischievously.”

    In some ways, it is a fully understandable public obsession. Britain once had deep political and economic involvements in Iran, beginning with the collapse of the Ottoman Empire in the early 20th century and lasting until the years after the Second World War.

    There were some British interests behind the 1953 CIA-led coup that ousted the elected government and installed the shah of Iran: It was the company now known as British Petroleum that controlled the country's oil at the time (though it was not considered a valuable resource then).

    But Britain quickly lost interest in Iran, bankrupted by the war and no longer able to maintain colonial adventures. In 1964, prime minister Harold Wilson formally ended any intelligence or large-scale diplomatic involvement there, which since then has been treated similarly to any other country.

    But the launch last year of the BBC's Persian-language service – one of several foreign-language networks the independent public network runs – raised the ire of Iran's ruling elite, after it became apparent that large sections of the population were watching it.

    After U.S. President Barack Obama, popular with Iranians, apologized for the CIA coup and avoided commenting on the election, the Supreme Leader and his loyal followers revived the old British-plot theory, and once again the Iranian media was filled with wily foxes this week. “President Ahmadinejad's worldview, largely supported by the Supreme Leader, is deeply antithetical and suspicious of the West,” says Ali Ansari, a leading scholar on Iranian politics based in Scotland. “But Britain, not America – whoever is in the White House – has been the target of their wrath.”


    From Saturday's Globe and Mail Last updated on Friday, Jun. 26, 2009

  • #2
    this is great
    almost as good as "the american government was responsible for 9/11" and "the moon landing was faked in a studio"

    I always knew you brits were a sneaky bunch, reckon you must be somehow responsible for swine flu too
    New Zealands biggest snooker fan

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    • #3
      Originally Posted by Forman View Post
      this is great
      almost as good as "the american government was responsible for 9/11" and "the moon landing was faked in a studio"

      I always knew you brits were a sneaky bunch, reckon you must be somehow responsible for swine flu too
      For 11 years between 1979 and 1990 we were very much responsible for the export of MAD COW DISEASE.




      Hope i don't sound too much like Ben Elton
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      • #4
        we are the route of all evil!
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        • #5
          All seems well for the snooker championships to be held there then...Good choice for it.

          :snooker:

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhVpoRaTdj0

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          • #6
            I can't believe the Iranians and their twisted minds . They havent got an ounce of intellegence or wisdom and the Religous All-Knowing Ayatollah only degrade the value of Islam . I can't believe what the "Ayatollah" said , I bet he doesn't even care about the religion he just wants to be in-power and thats why he always supports who's winning . He hardly cares about his Muslims brothers suffering in his country as he's so happy that everything can blamed on the West and the people living there accept that !! Islam and politics should be kept apart as it causes so many intricate problems .


            Even though i'm not well equipped in saying what i said coz i'm just in school right now but thats my view and i'm quite disappointed after reading that article as it shows us Muslims in bad light like so many other publications . Its not like that !!!

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            • #7
              Originally Posted by samad View Post
              i'm just in school right now...Its not like that !!!
              Samad,
              it is good to have your own views and a privilege to be able to express them openly.
              My 2 cents... stay in school. Keep your mind enquiring and open.
              With knowledge comes understanding with compassion, wisdom.

              Peace.


              =o)

              Noel

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              • #8
                Originally Posted by samad View Post
                I can't believe the Iranians and their twisted minds . They havent got an ounce of intellegence or wisdom and the Religous All-Knowing Ayatollah only degrade the value of Islam . I can't believe what the "Ayatollah" said , I bet he doesn't even care about the religion he just wants to be in-power and thats why he always supports who's winning . He hardly cares about his Muslims brothers suffering in his country as he's so happy that everything can blamed on the West and the people living there accept that !! Islam and politics should be kept apart as it causes so many intricate problems .


                Even though i'm not well equipped in saying what i said coz i'm just in school right now but thats my view and i'm quite disappointed after reading that article as it shows us Muslims in bad light like so many other publications . Its not like that !!!
                Samad, you are as well equipped as anyone to write this. I understand your disapointment as this kind of attitude - from a tiny minority of power-junkies as they exist everywhere, in all communities, in all eras - does indeed trigger distrust and hate towards your entire community. They spread the seeds of hatred, exclusion, violence and pain. They distort the religion and faith of millions of sincere persons to reach their personal power dreams.

                Be yourself, be a proud muslim with an open mind and a held out hand.
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                • #9
                  And not to forget Britain left Palestina in 1948 in complete chaos. We all know the misery that has come from it since! The role of my own country in history is very dubious I am afraid.

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                  • #10
                    Thanks for all your kind words Neol and Monique . It means a lot , thanks

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                    • #11
                      Originally Posted by 1lawyer View Post
                      All seems well for the snooker championships to be held there then...Good choice for it.

                      :snooker:

                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhVpoRaTdj0
                      LOL I just saw that video , it is quite funny especially the akhhmad part but it i couldn't help feeling sad that a "muslim" had to be represented as the terrorist i guess Osama bin Laden and their likes have installed an image of Muslims being terrorists but I to be honest do not consider them Muslim . A true Muslim never hurts anyone for no reason let alone kill them like they did........ in my humble opinion , these Heads of these terrorists are just oppourtunists who can gain politically from it and the poor suicide bombers and their kind are basically guinea pigs who are brain-washed into subservience by those heads who enjoy their "new-found power and sense of superiority "

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