where is noel???

[Asi]

Chatlag If you're in contact with Keith please pass on my best wishes. Tell him we miss his input to the Forum. Top guy.

Yes he is. send him my regards as well.

[ChatLag]

Chatlag If you're in contact with Keith please pass on my best wishes. Tell him we miss his input to the Forum. Top guy.

I will do. Yes, he is a really top guy.

[RGCirencester]

Any news on Noel?

Chatlag could you pass on my regards to Keith also. His presence on the forum is missed.

[ChatLag]

Keith asked me to thank you all for your good wishes. He is really touched.
Unfortunately he is not that well and his leg is still aching.
He misses the people here and is looking forward to the time when hes is back from hospital hopefully in a couple of weeks.

[ChatLag]

And by the way Keith sent me this for you all to enjoy...

PERSONALS AD

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.

Date: 2009-05-27, 1 :43 a.m. E.S.T.

I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.

First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!

I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].

After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!

I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]

I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.

Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what 's going on with that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.

The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).

;In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.Have a good day!

Thoughtfully yours,

Alex

[RGCirencester]

LOL awesome

[Erwan_BZH]

Excellent!!!

[khizzy]

lol too good

[khizzy]

i managed to get in touch with noel's friend and here is the reply:

Hi Khizar,

Sorry Noel's been away for the past few weeks on family stuff. He should be back soon. He's fine otherwise, just preoccupied. I will tell him you asked after him and that his friends on the forum are thinking of him. He'll appreciate your thinking of him. Plese pass on the message to all.

All the Best, Alia

good to hear that our dear friend is in good health.

[Mignon]

THANKS, Khizzy [and THANKS, Alia]! Good to know Noel is OK.

[crucible77]

Brilliant news

[the montrealer]

Hi noel glad you are ok cheers leonard from montreal quebec canada

[khizzy]

good to see that noel is back online now,welcome back mate,we missed you.

[jrc750]

just spoke with him via pm, now just waiting for his big comeback post

[noel]

Ya.... where IS that crazy Canuck, eh???
Straight UP! He owes us ALL an explanation methinks!