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I am opening a fan club dedicated to our beloved fellow forum member, Semih Sayginer, a brilliant snooker commentator and always excellent company - please feel free to join the club and hip hip hooray to Semih!
“There is nothing like looking, if you want to find something. You certainly usually find something, if you look, but it is not always quite the something you were after.” - J.R.R. Tolkien
You play a long slow deadweight red to a corner pocket. As it approaches the pocket, a kamikaze woodlouse crawls out from under the cushion and makes its way across the table, conflicting with the path of the red precisely at the point the red gets there. The red, needless to say, veers off course, and the future of the woodlouse is uncertain. - The Statman
Actually I can't stand the bloke, gets on my nerves and should be banned IMO.
This small random cross section of the man's contributions shows that he has absolutely no sense of humour at all.
surely if they dont have a marker for the scores they can just use a pencil.
cut a picture out of a newspaper or magazine and stick it to your screen using selotape next to where your username is.
if you want it to be seen by other users of the forum, use pritt stick. this will pass pulses through your monitor, through the internet, and onto other members of this forums screens.
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