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Morning everyone. The medical went fine except that the doctor spent ages looking for a pen and forgot the drug testing or hearing testing equipment so I'll have to go back!
I got a free tank of petrol and lunch out of it though.
Morning everyone. The medical went fine except that the doctor spent ages looking for a pen and forgot the drug testing or hearing testing equipment so I'll have to go back!
I got a free tank of petrol and lunch out of it though.
You're announcing in public that you went for a medical examination and the doctor said "I can't seem to find where the pen is hiding"?
"If anybody can knock these three balls in, this man can." David Taylor, 11 January 1982, as Steve Davis prepared to pot the blue, in making the first 147 break on television.
Sorry to hear that. I've not had the best of weekends either. Played **** at a pool tournament yesterday, almost letting out my frustration verbally at my opponent. Never played so bad in all my life.
You play a long slow deadweight red to a corner pocket. As it approaches the pocket, a kamikaze woodlouse crawls out from under the cushion and makes its way across the table, conflicting with the path of the red precisely at the point the red gets there. The red, needless to say, veers off course, and the future of the woodlouse is uncertain. - The Statman
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