Just a game

[April madness]

Something for fun and creativity.

I guess everyone has read "You have been doing something too much if..." type of jokes. Why not have a laugh about snooker fans too? Let's make some of those here, too.

For a start, here are a couple of my examples (not very succesful ones, but I hope your imagination is better than mine )

You have been watching too much snooker if...

1. ...you find Ebdon's game most exciting to watch.
2. ...only yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black are colours.

*and that's it. not much from me * Your suggestions?

[Riba]

...wondering who needs other sports ...
... wondering that Lee is not player`s name only...

to be continued..

[austrian_girl]

You have been watching too much snooker if...

... you even watch a tape of the Ebdon-Dott final because you know all the other finals by heart.
... you switch off your telly after a 140 break with the black still on the table.
... you spend hours of your day reading messages on a snooker forum.

[MattWilson]

...if you start using the word 'key' in every other sentence like Willie does.
...you start practicing your bridge hand on your desk at work
...when your boss asks you if you want a promotion, you're thinking of line-ups, shots-to-nothing and your next visit to the club!

MW

[Cessy143]

Ok here goes

U know you are a true Scot if...........

1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan,Milngavie, Sauchiehall, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.

2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.

3. Ye get four seasons in wan day.

4. Ye canny pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert.

5. Ye kin fall about pi$$ed withoot spilling yer drink.

6. Ye see people wear shell suits with burberry accessories - pure class!

7. Ye measure distance in minutes.

8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in yer ain family.

9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.

10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.

11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it.

12. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date.

13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the Church/Chapel.

14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, irn-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.

15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.

16. A big flash car has a ned at the wheel.

17. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.

18. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.

19. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals

20. Finally, you are 100% Scot if you have ever said/heard these words...

how's it hingin
clatty
boggin
cludgie
get it up ye
wee beasties
**** bandit
amurny
away an bile yer heid
peely-wally
humphey backit
Ba'-heid
baw bag
dubble nuggit

[April madness]

back to the original question:

You have been watching too much snooker if...

...keep looking for davis_greatest's questions in every maths textbook.
...if your friends keep saying that they are not called Dennis, John or Willie.
...if you know by name all people sitting in the first row at the Crucible.

[Cessy143]

April

Could'nt you understand mine ?

[April madness]

April

Could'nt you understand mine ?

Cessy, some of them Will you do the translation just for me?

[Cessy143]

Cessy, some of them Will you do the translation just for me?

For you April, anything

[April madness]

For you April, anything

Ok Cessy, I will keep that in mind

[Mitsuko]

...you know when every future game will be on TV, without looking it up...

[April madness]

...you know when every future game will be on TV, without looking it up...

... because hegeland would have you informed already

[April madness]

thanks for your input now the thread can be closed and let vanish...

[Sunflower]

...if you address your towel by "hi, Ronnie, how are you this morning".
...if you get a minor depression when you see that the shoulder against
which you are leaning is not Stephen Lee's shoulder
...if you think that this year's finale at the Crucible was snooker and not a
game called: "He who pots first loses the frame".

[Semih_Sayginer]

wouldnt mind seeing you post the translations on here of your post cessy