what are they saying in the banner

[flame]

looking at the different expressions on the faces of the players and ref in the banner, i was just wondering what they are saying.
My choice would be,Anthony Hamilton is saying;- god Mark that stinks.

[hotpot]

I think Carter is asking Ebdon if he concedes .

[flame]

shaun murphy, now i know what billy no mates means

[jrc750]

Higgins - I'll soon be able to pay off my Spanish mortgage

[jrc750]

Dott - that cup should be mine

[spike]

Ebdon: Careful where you stick that cue Ronnie..

[flame]

ronnie o'sullivan, peter your bow tie is crooked

[spike]

Ding: Stephen has anyone told you that you have lovely eyes..

[flame]

Ding: Stephen has anyone told you that you have lovely eyes..

YES bloody graham norton

[cantpotforshíte]

Michaela Tabb: 'my god, he does look like Shrek doesn't he?'

[damienlch]

Shrek: OMG, what's that greyish mass over Matthew Stevens' shoulder?

...seriously, what is that thing?? I hope I'm not the only one seeing it!!!

[poolqjunkie]

Shrek: OMG, what's that greyish mass over Matthew Stevens' shoulder?

...seriously, what is that thing?? I hope I'm not the only one seeing it!!!

Dont worry, Ms Tabb also sees it--and she loves it!

[saddler79]

Murphy: Michaela, you've got such an amazing figure. Just give me the chance and i'll show you the man that I am!!

or are those just my thoughts!!