just for fun

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Billy

Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical
answers came out, fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of
industry etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet
and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really
good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them
sleep with him."
The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took
little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.
"No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for Australia but I was just too
embarrassed to say."

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Australian cricket team

What do you get if you cross the Australian cricket team with an OXO
cube?

A laughing stock.

What's the difference between Ricky Ponting and a funeral director?


A funeral director doesn't keep losing the ashes.

Of everyone in the Aussie team, who spends the most time at the
crease?

The woman who irons their cricket whites.



Why did the Aussie break his leg throwing a ball?

He forgot it was chained to his foot.

Why do Australians call their favourite drink XXXX?

Because they can't spell beer.

Why can't Australian blokes take their girlfriends to the cricket?

They eat all the grass.


Heard the one about the Englishman who was stopped by Australian
immigration officers at Sydney airport?

They asked him if he had a criminal record.

He replied: "I didn't know it was still necessary."


What does Ricky Ponting put in his hands to make sure the next ball is
almost certainly going to be a wicket?

A bat.

On his way out into the middle to bat, Ricky Ponting gets a call from
his wife and teammate Michael Hussey tells her he's heading out to the
middle.

His wife replies: "I'll hold, he won't be long!"

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WOMEN AS EXPLAINED BY ENGINEERS





And Finally!
Have you ever wondered how a woman's brain works?
Well....it's finally explained here in one, easy-to-understand illustration:

Every one of those little blue balls is a thought about something
That needs to be done, a decision or a problem that needs to be solved.

A man has only 2 balls and they take up all his thoughts.

[KUMKUMMUMU]

Waht a laugh... Andrew is a good lad i can tell...