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You say good morning to April, before saying it to your work collegues
You play a long slow deadweight red to a corner pocket. As it approaches the pocket, a kamikaze woodlouse crawls out from under the cushion and makes its way across the table, conflicting with the path of the red precisely at the point the red gets there. The red, needless to say, veers off course, and the future of the woodlouse is uncertain. - The Statman
You miss the end of a film on TV cause you thought you'd check out the chat during commercials
and you forget to de-make-up and go to sleep as you are, thus waking up in the morn looking like a raccoon...
when you check up on the puzzle threads before checking your mailbox
when you can think of many more points, but rather don't put them up for fear of others thinking, you don't have a life...
you are watching the snooker and you spend longer trying to spot members in the audience, than watching the game.
You play a long slow deadweight red to a corner pocket. As it approaches the pocket, a kamikaze woodlouse crawls out from under the cushion and makes its way across the table, conflicting with the path of the red precisely at the point the red gets there. The red, needless to say, veers off course, and the future of the woodlouse is uncertain. - The Statman
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