What am i?

[Snooker Rocks!]

a human being sitting behind a computer and typing the words 'what am I'

[April madness]

lol, is madness a human being?

[Nina]

Are you an animal?

[April madness]

Are you an animal?

1) No, I am not an animal

[Nina]

Oh I thought the human being Q was #1...
Anyway, are you an object?

[April madness]

Oh I thought the human being Q was #1...
Anyway, are you an object?

I thought that was just a funny remark?

2) No, I wouldn't say I am an object.

[Nina]

So I guess you are human and we didn't realise?

[April madness]

Morning, Nina.

No, I am not a human being. I am sorry that I've mislead you a bit, so I am not counting this as question. I had to say I am an 'object'. You can't take me in hand (as a thing), but you always have one with you

[Nina]

Good morning!

Oh so you are a thing! Let's see...
Are you an item of clothing?

[April madness]

Good morning!

Oh so you are a thing! Let's see...
Are you an item of clothing?

3) No, I am not clothing. Not such type of 'things'

[abextra]

Are you a shadow?

[April madness]

Are you a shadow?

4) Nope I 'belong' only to humans while shadow are for all kind of things and living creatures.

[Ellena]

Are you a thought ?

[April madness]

Are you a thought ?

5) No, not a thought. I do have some physical characteristics. You can feel me, for example

[Ellena]

err Are you a kiss ?