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  • #61
    On that note, I just remembered a wee joke, just posted this one here as it was on the topic of pepper.....................


    "Doctor, everytime I sneeze I have an orgasm!"

    "Are you doing anything for it?"

    "Snorting pepper."

    Mon the Rocket

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    • #62
      Originally Posted by Mitsuko
      Oxtail soup
      Bloke went in a butchers shop for some oxtail. He said "Can you cut it as near to its ear as possible please?"

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      • #63
        bread rolls
        http://wizard-of-wishaw.blogspot.com/

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        • #64
          Is it interesting to say so boring things you bought???
          2007 TSF Pot Black prediction contest winner
          2010 TSF Welsh Open Predict the qualifiers winner

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          • #65
            Originally Posted by missneworleans
            Is it interesting to say so boring things you bought???
            A bread roll is far away from being boring if your are hungry, neh? What do you wanna hear? I've bought my BMW Z3 Coupe last week, ...?
            http://wizard-of-wishaw.blogspot.com/

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            • #66
              a bunch of bananas and some tomatoes!

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              • #67
                Originally Posted by JohnHigginsFan
                A bread roll is far away from being boring if your are hungry, neh? What do you wanna hear? I've bought my BMW Z3 Coupe last week, ...?
                Yes, you can say if you bought something extra, interesting!!
                2007 TSF Pot Black prediction contest winner
                2010 TSF Welsh Open Predict the qualifiers winner

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                • #68
                  I bought some flowers for my sister's birthday and, more interesting, some chocolate for myself.
                  I saw that going differently in my mind

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                  • #69
                    Just bought a bottle of white wine for tonight

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                    • #70
                      Originally Posted by missneworleans
                      Yes, you can say if you bought something extra, interesting!!
                      Fine, but I was kidding *lol* I haven't bought a car last week! (was only for example)
                      http://wizard-of-wishaw.blogspot.com/

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                      • #71
                        A candle. (and now I have to find a fireman )
                        ZIPPIE FOR CHAIRMAN

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                        • #72
                          A bunch of bananas
                          You play a long slow deadweight red to a corner pocket. As it approaches the pocket, a kamikaze woodlouse crawls out from under the cushion and makes its way across the table, conflicting with the path of the red precisely at the point the red gets there. The red, needless to say, veers off course, and the future of the woodlouse is uncertain. - The Statman

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                          • #73
                            bus ticket

                            ZIPPIE FOR CHAIRMAN

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                            • #74
                              Originally Posted by April madness
                              A candle. (and now I have to find a fireman )
                              I can do that
                              Mon the Rocket

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                              • #75
                                Originally Posted by Cessy143
                                I can do that
                                Thank you Cessy
                                ZIPPIE FOR CHAIRMAN

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