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  • #91
    Originally Posted by April madness
    I thought he was drunk yesterday
    Maddy, I've had a few hangovers which have resulted in me not being able to walk
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    • #92
      Originally Posted by Cessy143
      Maddy, I've had a few hangovers which have resulted in me not being able to walk
      Aww Cessy You could roll forward (or backward) then!

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      • #93
        Originally Posted by Cessy143
        Maddy, I've had a few hangovers which have resulted in me not being able to walk
        and me I broke my ankle walking home drunk once
        I've broke my ankle twice, one through football and one through drunkenness.
        You play a long slow deadweight red to a corner pocket. As it approaches the pocket, a kamikaze woodlouse crawls out from under the cushion and makes its way across the table, conflicting with the path of the red precisely at the point the red gets there. The red, needless to say, veers off course, and the future of the woodlouse is uncertain. - The Statman

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        • #94
          LOL

          I've done a few daft things when I was plastered, and only noticed the following morning.

          On 3 occasions I have got up through the night, bursting for a wee and not used the toilet..............

          Bin in bedroom was 1, hall cupboard was the other, and worst of all......my wardrobe .......all over my clothes
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          • #95
            Getting back on topic - you had to buy new clothes after that, Cessy?


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            • #96
              a loaf of bread

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              • #97
                LOL Maddy, I sure did
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                • #98
                  Originally Posted by Cessy143
                  LOL Maddy, I sure did
                  Why sad face Cessy, at least something new to buy once in a while Not like my bus tickets
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                  • #99
                    Originally Posted by April madness
                    Why sad face Cessy, at least something new to buy once in a while Not like my bus tickets
                    Well Maddy, they say that drinkers just waste their money, pi$$in it up against a wall.......in my case, it was my wardrobe...cost me even more money
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                    • Originally Posted by Cessy143
                      Well Maddy, they say that drinkers just waste their money, pi$$in it up against a wall.......in my case, it was my wardrobe...cost me even more money
                      You don't sound like alcohol is your only hobby, so... cheer up Cessy life's too short to dig up your old mistakes again and again. don't miss the fun!
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                      • I know Maddy, that was few years back anyway.

                        I'm not really a drinker anyway, never have been. Just the odd binge on a night out.

                        Very rarely drink now, just the odd bottle of beer.

                        Xmas doo next week though ......better put a lock on my wardrobe
                        Mon the Rocket

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                        • I hear the stickers used to prevent babies from opening cupboards are real good, maybe this is the next thing you should consider buying Cessy...

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                          • LOL Nina
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                            • a banana chocolate bar
                              I saw that going differently in my mind

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                              • Originally Posted by Nina
                                I hear the stickers used to prevent babies from opening cupboards are real good, maybe this is the next thing you should consider buying Cessy...
                                Don't think so Nina, when he'd really NEED it he'll have such a power that will take the door off it's hinges, no matter it's locked or sticker is used. Remember my words!
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