What was the last thing you bought?

[April madness]

wow, you sound a bit jealous, Cessy

[Cessy143]

wow, you sound a bit jealous, Cessy

Not at all.......don't really like wine

[April madness]

Not at all.......don't really like wine

You use a newspaper?

[Cessy143]

You use a newspaper?

I've lost ye there Maddy

[Nina]

You use a newspaper?

Whatever on earth for April?!

[April madness]

I've lost ye there Maddy

Just a nasty joke I remembered... Won't publish it on the forum, not appropriate reading for young people.

[Nina]

Just a nasty joke I remembered... Won't publish it on the forum, not appropriate reading for young people.

Shameful!!

Surely it can be told in a Private Message, right??

[April madness]

Shameful!!

Surely it can be told in a Private Message, right??

LOL Nina. I will think how to translate it properly, and then send it to you... But it's really not a nice one.

[Cessy143]

Just a nasty joke I remembered... Won't publish it on the forum, not appropriate reading for young people.

PM then Maddy....pager's dont work for me.

[Nina]

Haha April, now it all makes sense...

Well it's meannie but not rude really (is it?)

[April madness]

Yes, I suppose it was a bit mean.

[PaulTheSoave]

Wine bottles are sealed with corks!

The last thing I bought was two bottles of red wine and 24 condoms last night. Needless to say, I had some fun.

[Nina]

I bought toys for my niece, nothing compares to the look on a child's face when he/she gets the toy wanted.
But I have to confess I couldn't resist getting a fluffy cuddly stuffed doggy for myself.

[The Statman]

The last thing I bought was an inferior cheese and pickle sandwich and a packet of crisps from the newsagent across the road.

It's so annoying that all the decent lunch shops close on the week between Christmas and New Year – I think they think all the offices are closed.

[Valderie]

The last thing I bought was an inferior cheese and pickle sandwich and a packet of crisps from the newsagent across the road.

It's so annoying that all the decent lunch shops close on the week between Christmas and New Year – I think they think all the offices are closed.

You could make your own Statters - think how much money you'd save!