Originally Posted by berolina
However, I successfully managed to do so with my own cat I had when I was smaller. He'd usually wake me up in the mornings but one day, I seem to have been fast asleep. So the cat jumped onto my bed... (I still didn't notice that) and, for whatever reason, stepped onto my chest. Now you have to know that it was a huge cat and not exactly slim. The funny thing was that I still didn't wake up but I dreamt that I suffocated. I'm being totally serious. I don't know what I dreamt before but I can clearly remember integrating into that dream that I couldn't breathe and was going to die. Suddenly I woke up (as you would expect with such a dream) and two huge yellow eyes were starring at me, about five centimetres away from my face. I just screamed my head off. I was totally surprised and only realised it was the cat when I had already shouted on top of my voice. Needless to say that the cat speeded out of the room in a time that would have beaten the world record for cat sprinting. From that day onwards, the cat never dared to come close to my room in the morning let alone miaow or scratch on the door.
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