Veet: for Men

[taratara316]

Ah, the joys of vanity, some of those reviews are seriously Mint.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBKnha khoa

5.0 out of 5 stars DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS, 24 Jan 2012
By
Andrew - See all my reviews
This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)
Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)

[cyberheater]

Ha ha. Brilliant review.

[MikeWooldridge]

i shaved mine with a clipper.

and sliced off one of those little 'folds'...

didn't stop me though. fitted a grade one attachment for a permanent designer look.

[culraven]

I must be missing a trick here, I know swimmers wax to make them more stream lined, but what possible advantage can this be to snooker, other than gaining an extra inch on long pots! Lol

[DeanH]

don't you mean extra follow-through on the deep screw?

[haggishunter]

Haha, that's very funny. Started reading this in bed this morning and tried as i may, i ended up bursting out laughing and woke the mrs up. Brilliant.