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  • Originally Posted by culraven View Post
    I was sat on the edge of the bed pulling off my boxers last night and the wife said to me, "You spoil them dogs"
    oh , that is bad!
    https://www.ebay.co.uk/str/adr147

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    • Originally Posted by ADR147 View Post
      oh , that is bad!
      I know but I love watching peoples faces as they work it out!
      No one is listening until you make a mistake!

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      • Probably posted this before, but hey-ho. Still makes me laugh, as everyone has their own picture. . .

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        • no, I think we all have the same picture! :wink:
          Up the TSF! :snooker:

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          • Originally Posted by billabong View Post
            Probably posted this before, but hey-ho. Still makes me laugh, as everyone has their own picture. . .

            Ha ha ha like that one

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            • A young apache boy asks his father, "how did I get my name", his father replies, "well my son, when a baby is born into our tribe, the father, on the first morning, must take the child to the highest hill surrounding the village, he must hold the child up to the north wind, then to the morning star, then to the east wind, then to the rising sun and finally he must turn to the village and name the child after the first thing he sees.

              That's why I'm called black eagle, as my father saw a black eagle, that's why your sister is called little dove, as I saw a little dove.................................. so why do you ask ? two dogs ****ing"

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              • Two goldfish in a tank, one said to the other "How d'you drive this thing??"

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                The fast and the furious,
                The slow and labourious,
                All of us, glorious parts of the whole!

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                • A Christmas based joke. 🧑‍🎄🏍️

                  What is Father Christmas's favourite Motorcycle?

                  A Holly Davidson.
                  Join the CUE, take a BREAK, have a REST. ⚪🔴🟡🟢🟤🔵🟣⚫

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                  • Don't give up the day job just yet.
                    王可

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                    • Four Jewish women in a restaurant. After they finish their meal, the waiter goes over and asks "Was anything all right ladies?"

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                      The fast and the furious,
                      The slow and labourious,
                      All of us, glorious parts of the whole!

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                      • If you guys like Jewish jokes I can oblige......
                        王可

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                        • Originally Posted by philip in china View Post
                          If you guys like Jewish jokes I can oblige......
                          Go on then. I've got a few Jewish mates from when I worked in London, "their" humour is often self deprecating and can be quite subtle.

                          Jewish scientists announce that they have discovered five new ways to disappoint their mothers.

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                          The fast and the furious,
                          The slow and labourious,
                          All of us, glorious parts of the whole!

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                          • Dyslexic man walks into a bra....
                            ⚪ 🔴🟡🟢🟤🔵💗⚫🕳️😎

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                            • What do Scottish people use to catch mice?

                              A Jock's-trap.

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                              The fast and the furious,
                              The slow and labourious,
                              All of us, glorious parts of the whole!

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                              • Originally Posted by Cue crafty View Post
                                Dyslexic man walks into a bra....
                                My missus laughed her socks off at that one CC. Shame her feet stink.

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                                The fast and the furious,
                                The slow and labourious,
                                All of us, glorious parts of the whole!

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