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  • #91
    Hendry came and Davis took the p@ss.

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    • #92
      Originally Posted by PaulTheSoave
      Hendry came and Davis lost the plot.

      Paul - your structure is off.... 1st and 3rd lines must rhyme; 2nd and 4th must rhyme... structure must be

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      "If anybody can knock these three balls in, this man can."
      David Taylor, 11 January 1982, as Steve Davis prepared to pot the blue, in making the first 147 break on television.

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      • #93
        Edited, Sir!!

        Originally Posted by davis_greatest
        Paul - your structure is off.... 1st and 3rd lines must rhyme; 2nd and 4th must rhyme... structure must be

        A
        B
        A
        B

        C
        D
        C
        D

        E
        F
        E
        F
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        • #94
          His 8th world title will always be a miss!
          We're talking about, here, of course, a Scot;
          Hendry came and Davis took the p@ss.
          And together, they’ve won quite a lot!
          "If anybody can knock these three balls in, this man can."
          David Taylor, 11 January 1982, as Steve Davis prepared to pot the blue, in making the first 147 break on television.

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          • #95
            Wont you give them both a very big kiss!

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            • #96
              No, Sir, I don't think I will;
              "If anybody can knock these three balls in, this man can."
              David Taylor, 11 January 1982, as Steve Davis prepared to pot the blue, in making the first 147 break on television.

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              • #97
                I too would give that a miss
                "You can shove your snooker up your jacksie 'cos I aint playing no more!" Alex Higgins.

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                • #98
                  Yet PaulTheSoave would move in for the kill!
                  "If anybody can knock these three balls in, this man can."
                  David Taylor, 11 January 1982, as Steve Davis prepared to pot the blue, in making the first 147 break on television.

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                  • #99
                    You guys are forgetting the ladies
                    ZIPPIE FOR CHAIRMAN

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                    • O Davis Greatest! I will, I will!

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                      • but now he arrives in his mercedes
                        "You can shove your snooker up your jacksie 'cos I aint playing no more!" Alex Higgins.

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                        • A very stylish car
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                          • Originally Posted by Blondie
                            A very stylish car
                            <yeah, but needs to rhyme with will>
                            "You can shove your snooker up your jacksie 'cos I aint playing no more!" Alex Higgins.

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                            • Originally Posted by Blondie
                              A very stylish car
                              {Um.... some good rhymes on this thread from you here, Blondie, but rhyming "car" with "will" isn't your best one }
                              "If anybody can knock these three balls in, this man can."
                              David Taylor, 11 January 1982, as Steve Davis prepared to pot the blue, in making the first 147 break on television.

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                              • Revised 4th line:

                                And those ladies get in when it stops still.
                                "If anybody can knock these three balls in, this man can."
                                David Taylor, 11 January 1982, as Steve Davis prepared to pot the blue, in making the first 147 break on television.

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