Dating girls

[GeordieDS]

When i worked for Waverley Vintners in Gateshead we had arranged a football match against the Perth depot and we all went out on the lash afterwards, but it was ****e so i went back to hotel on my own and went to the bar downstairs where the lasses football presentation night was on, i got cracking on to these two lesbians(I was stereotyping yes but i was right) and the devils dandruff had me talking so much **** i could have sold Pariss Ultimates in a synagogue, i was just closing the deal and one of the lads came in sat next to us,put his arm around me and started singing toon songs the twat they looked at each other then apologised to me and left

[jrc750]

" ...tap, tap, tap at the bloody window pane..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvQq_tqB0jA lol very good

[Hello, Mr Big Shot]

Gordon Bennett, Blusts has really lost it this time...

[gavpowell]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvQq_tqB0jA lol very good

Ah a fellow scholar

I wasn't sure if linking to it was going to breach forum rules!

[Muneebsarwar]

soooo....what's your highest break in this format??? lol

[Big Splash!]

soooo....what's your highest break in this format??? lol

He's definitely potted 15 pinks for a 132 TC.

He's like a dog in a butchers shop. :biggrin-new: I'm feeling some snoop doggy dog in his approach. lol

[GeordieDS]

He's definitely potted 15 pinks for a 132 TC.

He's like a dog in a butchers shop. :biggrin-new: I'm feeling some snoop doggy dog in his approach. lol

For reals homie

[Big Splash!]

For reals homie

He's the real slim shady.

*Crack on VG or is that VD? You movin an shakin da house.

[the lone wolf]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvQq_tqB0jA lol very good

Tap tap tap.... :snooker:

[Neil Taperell]

I can say I've had quite few encounters. One story I have is when I was with a mate who did motorcross we came against these bunch of girls, walking past them one asked me if I wanted a BJ That was it, and all the other lasses wanted some of the action, like the week later the other lasses would phone me up and offer all sorts. I know it aint quit dating but it's similiar enough. I've got many more

This is not an appropriate thread Villa Guy , terminology not good when we have younger members on here .