Snooker Players Story

[MrRottweiler]

Just keep the story going. Not much else to it really. Make it funny, stupid, absurd or all three

Specify who you want to continue it. Ideally they should be logged on at the time.

Its 4:30am on a cold winters morning and Stephen Hendry is awoken by a strange crashing noise coming from his garden. He rubs his eyes, puts on his Scooby Doo slippers and dressing gown and grabs his Snooker cue to use as a weapon. He tip-toes down the stairs so he doesn't alarm his family and approaches the back door. He slowly turns the key and......

Monique?

[Monique]

He slowly turns the key and...... thinks again.
Maybe I should get something better than this brand new cue? It's not even bent! But what? Difficult to think clearly when teeth are chattering!!! Bloody cold!
Yeah ... that thingie Ian left on the snooker table last week ... solid stick!
Cautiously, silently ... slippery (F***ing Scooby Doos) Stephen progresses to the dark snooker room ...

Anyone?

[RaNeN]

to the dark snooker room.......there he sees Steve Davis with a new cue in his hand. Davis says "Stephen, I got myself a new cue. I think I can win my 7th world title". Hendry looks at his cue and says to himself ......

Anybody???

[Black_cat]

...says to himself: "Yeah, mate, good luck with that!"
Just as he finishes his thought there's a terrible thundering noise. The room gets completely dark and strange, muffled cheers can be heard, seemingly coming from the walls.
Blinding light makes them both hastily cover their eyes. When they dare open them again they can't believe what they're seeing.
They're in the middle of the Crucible Theatre foyer.
There is only one table in the centre.
And no one in the audience.
Alan Hughes says something into the mike but no one can hear him.
Jan Verhaas steps back, makes an inviting gesture with his gloved hand and utters, solemnly:
"The World final is about to begin. First frame, Steve Davis to break."
Stephen Hendry stares at his Scooby Doos, a look of total disbelief on his face.

Later edit:
I'm sorry, I was typing my message when the previous appeared. I think the next poster should be nominated.
Sem?

[Semih_Sayginer]

...when out from the crowd comes a shout of "'mon the f**kin' HENDO".

Davis, having read TSF many times, and even having visited the old chatroom, turns his head and says, "i dont know what to laugh at more. Semihs shout, or Stephens slippers"

Hendo then sees a young female in the crowd taking pictures. he recognises her from TSFs Gallery...........

female member?

[Black_cat]

...and makes a face similar to that of a cat discovering veggie stew in its bowl. "Eeeek, I know that one. She was queuing up for autographs when Ronnie stormed out of the venue and there she went. Pah!"
Dennis Taylor: "Stephen must have been distracted by something in the audience, for I've never seen...[John Virgo, interfering: When there's a safety, whatever you do/Don't you ever/Catch the bloo."] Dennis Taylor: "Chance for Steve here, a mid-range red...If he pots this one there's a frame-win..."[John Virgo, interfering: "Curse of the commentator, Dennis..."]
Up in the gods a theatre whisper is heard over the screeches of walkie-talkies: "MTFH!!!!"

A Hendo fan?

[Monique]

"MTFH!!!!"

Steve Davis lowers down on the shot, focused, tense ... An eerie silence fills the room, everyone holds one's breath ...

"MTFH!!!!"

Steve Davis looks up at Jan Verhaas ... who, apparantly, didn't notice a thing mesmerized as he is by the Scooby Doos. He turns beet red and mumbles "He's beginning to annoy me.''
Strangely enough his amplified mumbling thunders in the foyer covering the commentators voices

[Dennis Taylor:Stephen must have been upset by something in the audience, for I've never seen...[John Virgo, interfering: misjudged the angles/ nice cut on yellow/over the pocket/where's ..."]

followed by an enormous skoatish accented roar of laughter ...

culprit to follow?