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    I live in a maisonette,(basically a 2 floored house on top of a flat may as well explian what one is as so many ask me) On the ground we have an intercom thing to gain access at one end of the block and at the other a fire escape with a door usually left open during the day though when shut it's only openable from the residents side. On the intercom panel is a button labeled "trades" along with 6 others one each for the maisonettes.
    Letterboxes are the other side of the main enterance door each of us having our own box and key.
    No idea how but for a month now my keys would not open my mail box. After a day or two I phoned the council and asked them to get it fixed. I asked that someone phone me to arrange a time to call obviously.
    Two weeks later I chased them up..

    We have passed it on to a contractor it'll be a couple of weeks before you get a call"

    I wont type my reply it might upset some of you "sensite" types (aka daft buggers) suffice to say they promised they would contact the contractors and get it prioritised.

    Two weeks later having told about 12 postmen (permament temps route) to call at my door, a note being stuck on the letterbox, and an ongoing strike I'm daily poking around with a knife and other things extracting my mail.

    Today I managed to retrieve an undated unpostmark dated letter from the council...

    Repair request cancelled.

    Where.. my address
    When... to phone to arrange access
    Why.... Failure to reply to calling card left.

    Left in the mail box no doubt. Bloody morons.

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    Thats good going.

    Hope you dont have internet problems next as you'll probably get emailed instructions on how to fix it.
    "You can shove your snooker up your jacksie 'cos I aint playing no more!" Alex Higgins.

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    • #3
      Thats one of your better stories Wity... one of those situations where you can't quite comprehend how it's happened.

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      • #4
        Hows about the gas guy who called last Wednesday then, he knocked the door showed his ID card and said he'd come to service the gas appliances. I actually remembered his face as he's come here the last 3 years now and as I was washing up I left him to it. He turned off the gas in the kitchen cuboard, went in the front room and serviced the fire. Came back into the kitchen and turned the gas back on and went to put his paperwork on the worksurface. By then I was just finishing drying up and the worksurface was full of stuff ready to put away. To make room he lowered the glass lid to the gas cooker and plonked his paperwork on top and started writing.

        "Sign here then mate please, tis only the fire you have that's gas isnt it?"

        I just smiled to myself and signed it, knowing full well all he ever does with the cooker is tell me off about not having a safety chain on the back of it.

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