Imagine it: The Home Internationals 2008

[Wity]

2:00am and I've just woke up in a cold sweat. I still see it now, 80.000 tartan clad nutters digging up the Wembley turf for souveniers while singing Flower of Scotland led by ADR147 aloft on the sagging crossbar ocasionally mooning the royal box as he conducts the invading army with his one piece gaboon ebony baton.

[Anastasia]

Interestingly . Sound me like a dream surrealism .

[dantuck_7]

Funniest thing I've heard in a long time.

[ADR147]

lol don't rule it out!

[snooky147]

Who on earth would bother getting a piece of new Wembley mud...err I mean turf.
The pitch is a disgrace.