Pigeon spoiling my watching snooker videos.

[JellyTot]

I've got a bird probably a pigeon thats fell down my chimney and is stuck behind the gas fire. The constant fluttering is getting on my nerves anyone know how long it'll take for the thing to starve to death?

[PaulTheSoave]

Turn on the heat to the max!

[JellyTot]

Tried that, he just started cooing I think he likes the warmth.

[PaulTheSoave]

1. You could climb up the roof and throw a couple of bricks down the chimney. Must solve it!

2. Put on a snooker video of Eddie Charlton vs Thorburn and the bird will definite fall asleep.

[Kathrin]

guys, I´m shocked. Don´t you have a heart for that poor suffering pigeon

[Wim]

guys, I´m shocked. Don´t you have a heart for that poor suffering pigeon

Of course not. He is the troublemaker.

[Kathrin]

but can´t you get it out with a broom?

[Kathrin]

1. You could climb up the roof and throw a couple of bricks down the chimney. Must solve it!

Yeah, and fall off the roof. Would like to hear the pigeon´s laugh

[dannyd0g]

I've got a bird probably a pigeon thats fell down my chimney and is stuck behind the gas fire. The constant fluttering is getting on my nerves anyone know how long it'll take for the thing to starve to death?

Did this member offend some pigeon fanciers to be banned for this post ?

[hegeland]

guys, I´m shocked. Don´t you have a heart for that poor suffering pigeon

Yes, Charlton vs Thorburn is just cruel.



(As for the ban, multiple aliases me think.)

[archalf1471]

bloody thing is vermin with wings! kill it in a least humane way as possible, let it suffer, in fact video the suffering!......sorry getting a bit carried away there

[trigger666]

get some bread and make some bicarbonate of soda bombs when it eats them the bicarbe will expand and the bird will basically blow up depending on how much it eats but as its stuck im sure it will eat plenty (captive market lol)

[Wim]

get some bread and make some bicarbonate of soda bombs when it eats them the bicarbe will expand and the bird will basically blow up depending on how much it eats but as its stuck im sure it will eat plenty (captive market lol)

Indeed a chemical attack is the only solution

[dannyd0g]

Indeed a chemical attack is the only solution

The whole thing must be a Whity-wind-up. If the daft bird got in, surely it would just head for the light to fly out again ! ?

[snookersfun]

The whole thing must be a Whity-wind-up. If the daft bird got in, surely it would just head for the light to fly out again ! ?

but if it doesn't it will start smelling real bad soon

and I see many new members banned today, the last name made me lol right now (sorry ferret, it was just so funny)