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Originally Posted by ADR147
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The chickens are A1 condition but the goat has ring piece like a wizards sleeve!!!Just because its old, doesn't mean its worth a fortune!!
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Perfect fit.
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You are a very sick man! ... but I do like the "ring piece like a wizard's sleeve" line; is it yours?Originally Posted by Burwat Champ View PostIl n'y a pas de problemes; il n'y a que des solutions qu'on n'a pas encore trouvées.
"Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put in a fruit salad." Brian O'Driscoll.Comment
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Hey, Andrew, 8mm tip sounds like my sort of spec, any chance of vital stats and photos?Il n'y a pas de problemes; il n'y a que des solutions qu'on n'a pas encore trouvées.
"Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put in a fruit salad." Brian O'Driscoll.Comment
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I have a goat joke... should I post it... it's Scottish...?
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NoelComment
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All the more reason to post it!!Just because its old, doesn't mean its worth a fortune!!Comment
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Yes, please. We're not that easily offended, you know.Il n'y a pas de problemes; il n'y a que des solutions qu'on n'a pas encore trouvées.
"Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put in a fruit salad." Brian O'Driscoll.Comment
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I'm offended without reading the joke... i demand a cue in compensation!!!
p.s. one day one of my pleas will work
sigpic A Truly Beakerific Long Pot Sir!Comment
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On 2nd thought wait till ADR lets us know how much he wants for the otherwise if the joke offends him he will add another £50 to the price.Originally Posted by noel View PostJust because its old, doesn't mean its worth a fortune!!Comment
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I wish I could take credit for it but I heard it from a comedien in my local club.Originally Posted by KeithinFrance View Post
He made the remark about the bar maid, funny though she didnt find is as funny as I did!!Just because its old, doesn't mean its worth a fortune!!Comment
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that sounds like the works of boratComment
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On second thought... since that Scottish goat joke was probably ban-bait...
and since I want to be on-topic with commercial issues and our international membership...
consider CUES! sorry, I mean COWS!...
A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.
A SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
A REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what?
A DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office who tax your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous.
A COMMUNIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
A FASCIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and sells you the milk. You join the underground and start a campaign of sabotage.
DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government.
CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.
BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, then pours the milk down the drain.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.
A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
A MEXICAN CORPORATION: You think you have two cows, but you don't know what a cow looks like. You take a nap.
A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5000 cows, none of which belongs to you. You charge for storing them for others.
A BRAZILIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You enter into a partnership with an American corporation. Soon you have 1000 cows and the American corporation declares bankruptcy.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship them.
ENRON CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so you get all four cows back with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholders who sell the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option to buy one more.
=o)
NoelComment
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sorry i got invloved with more important things (crepes!
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superb maple shaft - thuya burr front splice. 8mm just under 58" long 18.04oz balance point at 17".
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