Can any person offer to me a nice new home;
I am nearly One hundred years young Riley Snooker/Pool table and for the past Twenty Five years I have served my present owner keeper well and in return he has looked after me kept me warm and clean and not let me be abused.
But now sadly due to changing circumstances he has with tears in his eyes patiently explained to me he has to sell me to a new owner.
OK OK; I know I am a big girl 9’x 5’ have a heart of slate in three pieces that lays quite heavy on me, but my legs and base are sturdy and very well formed mind you and in excellent condition, and I am intrinsically Monogamous and not temperamental. And yes I have hard shoulders that will take a good bounce for many years to come. Sometimes, I must confess, I do find wearing the same green baize dressing a bit tedious, but one cannot have everything, and one must be grateful as my present owner recently allowed me to have new shoulder coverings, that have yet to see the light of day. Mind you; I have saved him bending down to pick up those hard rolley things on top of me - cannot quite see them from my angle - so many times, as I have many good quality pockets to catch these hard things in. And I do have to catch them so many times, if I was not so robust it could be quite exhausting.
I try not to complain too much, due to my age, but confidentially I could do with a new coat on my heart of slate, the one I have is quite serviceable, however my master whispered too me, if I go; and he knows I will, nicely to my new home, he will see if he can arrange my new owner - who he assures me, will love and cherish me as much as he has - to install a new Green or even a different modern colour dress.
Please help me, all I want in life is a happy, warm comfortable home with loving caring owners, and Oh yes another thing a nice sort of rain coat to spread over me during the long nights I am not being played on would held. To keep out the dust and cold, you understand.
Look forward to seeing you soon. S.W.L.A.K. a term used by the young Soldiers when I was really quite young when they wrote home to their sweethearts. Come closer; you may write to me if you wish at. rileysnookertable@yahoo.co.uk
Kindest regards and best wishes
Signed: Old Mother Riley.
PS: One more thing I can sometimes be quite shy especially if there is a camera about, but you can have a cheeky view of my statistics if you copy and past this link into your computer browser.
http://talkingcures.talktalkbusiness...er%20Table.htm
I am nearly One hundred years young Riley Snooker/Pool table and for the past Twenty Five years I have served my present owner keeper well and in return he has looked after me kept me warm and clean and not let me be abused.
But now sadly due to changing circumstances he has with tears in his eyes patiently explained to me he has to sell me to a new owner.
OK OK; I know I am a big girl 9’x 5’ have a heart of slate in three pieces that lays quite heavy on me, but my legs and base are sturdy and very well formed mind you and in excellent condition, and I am intrinsically Monogamous and not temperamental. And yes I have hard shoulders that will take a good bounce for many years to come. Sometimes, I must confess, I do find wearing the same green baize dressing a bit tedious, but one cannot have everything, and one must be grateful as my present owner recently allowed me to have new shoulder coverings, that have yet to see the light of day. Mind you; I have saved him bending down to pick up those hard rolley things on top of me - cannot quite see them from my angle - so many times, as I have many good quality pockets to catch these hard things in. And I do have to catch them so many times, if I was not so robust it could be quite exhausting.
I try not to complain too much, due to my age, but confidentially I could do with a new coat on my heart of slate, the one I have is quite serviceable, however my master whispered too me, if I go; and he knows I will, nicely to my new home, he will see if he can arrange my new owner - who he assures me, will love and cherish me as much as he has - to install a new Green or even a different modern colour dress.
Please help me, all I want in life is a happy, warm comfortable home with loving caring owners, and Oh yes another thing a nice sort of rain coat to spread over me during the long nights I am not being played on would held. To keep out the dust and cold, you understand.
Look forward to seeing you soon. S.W.L.A.K. a term used by the young Soldiers when I was really quite young when they wrote home to their sweethearts. Come closer; you may write to me if you wish at. rileysnookertable@yahoo.co.uk
Kindest regards and best wishes
Signed: Old Mother Riley.
PS: One more thing I can sometimes be quite shy especially if there is a camera about, but you can have a cheeky view of my statistics if you copy and past this link into your computer browser.
http://talkingcures.talktalkbusiness...er%20Table.htm
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