mike wooldridge custom cues for sale

[mattyuk]

hmm..wouldnt mind opening a door for her..

[ADR147]

big max the dhl guy is not as attractive!

[mattyuk]

yes the guy who delivered my new cue looked like a smack dealer.

[MikeWooldridge]

Maybe you could get the new UPS girl to deliver your cues too Mike.

nice!

let's have another look...




yes, i can just imagine her delivering my sexual taper...

[LWB]

I'm quite sure I delivered something to her...

[ADR147]

yes the guy who delivered my new cue looked like a smack dealer.

two jobs in one....

[platt]

Mike your cue are taking on a new meaning not just for snooker but sexual plessure, lol
you should look towards a adult shops as a outlet for your cues HAHA.

[mattyuk]

thats gave me an idea for my next painting.

[ADR147]

Mike your cue are taking on a new meaning not just for snooker but sexual plessure, lol
you should look towards a adult shops as a outlet for your cues HAHA.

i would imagine ronnie could help you with that

[platt]

how would you market them !

Mikes plessure cues, BUTT jointed fit for extra lenght, LOL. Smooth ash shaft for the better longer stroke, extentions in different lenghts to suit everyone.

This is getting worse by the comment.

[mattyuk]

This is getting worse by the comment.

Yes, yes it is.

[platt]

But its a good bit of fun on a lazy sunday. Who said snooker is boring LOL (sick minded players maybe)

[mattyuk]

yeah im watching the whole series of shameless so yeah i might start the drawing of mikes sexshop soon.

[MikeWooldridge]

Mikes plessure cues, BUTT jointed fit for extra lenght, LOL. Smooth ash shaft for the better longer stroke, extentions in different lenghts to suit everyone.

i've been asked for a butt plug on many occasions

[ADR147]

i've been asked for a butt plug on many occasions

I HAVE EVEN SOLD ONE OF YOUR BUTT PLUGS TO A GUY WHO WOULD HAVE BEEN HAPPY TO PAY ALMOST ANYTHING FOR IT !!