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AH HA! I wondered why Boots was looted during the riots, now I know! You led them didn't you mike! You were after the benedryl bottles for your cue oil!
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If you want to play the pink, but you're hampered by the red, you could always try to play the brown!
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nah, not me mate. my bottles are custom made to my exact design and specification, chiselled from the rarest deep mined red amber.
and talking of anti allergy treatments, did i mention that my cue oil is the purest grade blend of natural oils found on the planet, with a formula fine tuned over many years of experimentation to produce the most brilliant finish and incredibly smooth feel possible for a cue?
i also believe it cures baldness and erectile dysfunction too.
shall i put you down for a 5 gallon drum?...
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Mike,
From what I can see of your shop in the pic, it looks to be meticulous and very well organized. It says a lot about the way that you do business. I like that. Good on you.The bitter taste of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten.Comment
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not sure about the baldness but i imagine it could help with erectile dysfunction if you use it right!Originally Posted by MikeWooldridge View Postnah, not me mate. my bottles are custom made to my exact design and specification, chiselled from the rarest deep mined red amber.
and talking of anti allergy treatments, did i mention that my cue oil is the purest grade blend of natural oils found on the planet, with a formula fine tuned over many years of experimentation to produce the most brilliant finish and incredibly smooth feel possible for a cue?
i also believe it cures baldness and erectile dysfunction too.
shall i put you down for a 5 gallon drum?...Comment
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lol. what the pics don't show is the three days of chaos involved in preparing that batch of oilsOriginally Posted by Wayne G View Post
you should see the workshop on an average day. looks like beirut...
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lol. but make sure you wipe the excess off. might wake up permanently stuck to the duvet.Originally Posted by ADR147 View Post
or worse still, spontaneously combust in the middle of the night.
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my motto is never do something yourself somebody else can do for you mikey!Originally Posted by MikeWooldridge View Postlol. but make sure you wipe the excess off. might wake up permanently stuck to the duvet.
or worse still, spontaneously combust in the middle of the night.Comment
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here is the desk in my office right now!Originally Posted by MikeWooldridge View Postlol. what the pics don't show is the three days of chaos involved in preparing that batch of oils
you should see the workshop on an average day. looks like beirut...
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lol. second class stamps. i never knew they still existed.
still, i guess they're a few pence cheaper. and being scottish...
mind you, i had to do a double take cos i thought for a minute you had crept in my house and took a pic of my desk!
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Originally Posted by MikeWooldridge View Postlol. second class stamps. i never knew they still existed.
still, i guess they're a few pence cheaper. and being scottish...
mind you, i had to do a double take cos i thought for a minute you had crept in my house and took a pic of my desk!
the customer chooses the postage!Comment
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it was looks like a lock knife that is worrying me lol i know you live in up there with the sheep and all but i never thought they were dangerous
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Sounds like the sales pitch for a "custom handmade cue" that comes from a deepest, darkest production line in China. lolOriginally Posted by MikeWooldridge View Post
You can't beat having a smooth feeling shaft, all nicely slick and oiled.....Originally Posted by MikeWooldridge View Post
I've been wondering what to do about my receeding hairline, this would solve that, and........Originally Posted by MikeWooldridge View Post
Not sure 5 gallons would be enough to cover it, even in one very thin layer... Maybe 10 gallons :POriginally Posted by MikeWooldridge View Postshall i put you down for a 5 gallon drum?...If you want to play the pink, but you're hampered by the red, you could always try to play the brown!Comment
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oh its not a lock knife!Originally Posted by ashbash View Postit was looks like a lock knife that is worrying me lol i know you live in up there with the sheep and all but i never thought they were dangerousComment
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mike, when do you think your cue towels will be sorted mate, mines starting to fall apart after 20 odd years.....Comment
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