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Top bloke.....Modest.....!!! Yeah, right!!!
He's the guy who called me Shrek!!! lol.
Never met him but seems a nice guy!
Ballrun... a joke for you!
Mirror mirror on the wall
Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Bill Gates were all having
lunch together.
Shrek said, 'I've always thought that I'm the strongest
man in the world, but how can I be sure?'
Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous
of them all, but sometimes I wonder.'
Bill Gates said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the smartest businessman
alive but I've never had it confirmed.'
They all decided that the best way to find out if their
beliefs were true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror,
mirror on the wall' to confirm for them whether Shrek
was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the most gorgeous
and Bill Gates was the shrewdest.
They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to
discuss their findings.
The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, true.
The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the
world.'
Angelina Jolie sweeps in with a laugh and says…
'Ah Ha! Yes, yes, I am the most gorgeous woman on earth'.
Bill Gates, appears looking bewildered... and said: 'Who the hell is Andrew Ramsay?".
Andrew is a fast on his reply and would give advices on cues if you have any doubts.
I ordered a TW's cue through him and I will be more than happy to do the same in the future.
wow my friend so u have gotton a tw cue? pm me the details can?
I've been having a couple of weeks off.
Felt like jacking it in myself a couple of weeks ago.
In a fun live game (only about £50 to win) but in last 3 I shoved on a A A 3 board with a 3 in my hand and run into someone with an A. Stupid stupid play. The lad who was 3rd at the time had like 2 blinds left (and he ended up winning somehow, and he's a pro 9 ball player, little ****).
You weren't drinking were you?
I get to a certain level of Jack Daniels and just start shoving all in.
Won last game I played though (deliberately drove).
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