I decided to make a cue

[Byrom]

Ok lots of new cue makers springing up everywhere these days it seems - so I thought I would give it a go - how hard can it be?

So I set about making a cue - but not any ordinary cue black n white spliced and beautiful in the hand - I lent it to a pal and even he cleared up with it.
I did a video to show you.

I might make a range of them for sale - if anyone is interested send me your specs and I give you a decent price. I'm calling it the cue brush.

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Here is one of my cues in action on the snooker table

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And here

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I might make a pool cue range too

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I also do repairs = see here

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And just for Mr Big Shot to keep him happy

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Orders are flooding in - I have to stress its that difficult finding the right wood these days. There is a limited supply of bog brush wood available so the waiting list might get a bit long - Please do not worry because I am directing all future emails to my assistant Trevor White who will get back to you all shortly in the next 10 years to confirm everything.

Leaving me to get on with everything cue making wise is important. So I needed to delegate.
J6ik is out re stocking for me now going from club to closed down club picking up a few dis used rack brushes for me to re head/splice as we speak and my next batch of cue brushes will be for sale on e-bay after I have had them badged up - thanks to Mr Will Hunt for helping me out on this score - Star man ....complete leg end

Thanks for your time and keep those orders coming in. :snooker:

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Any complaints on my work to be handled by Ninja cues

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Very nice wood over there, are there any black plates ready ???????

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I must admit I was very close to buying a Ninja cue off eBay the other week, thought long & hard, beautiful looking cue it was, and know I shouldn't judge a book by its cover, but I'll admit freely the name did unfortunately put me off buying it.

I'm sure they're a nice cue though.

[itsnoteasy]

What kind of tips are on these cues Byrom, are they laminated flooring tips? ( I'll get me coat)

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Very nice wood over there, are there any black plates ready ???????

Hi thanks for you interest - I will of course do a range of black plate cues set up on a commission basis with that right Hunt guy - but we are in negotiations he currently wants 90 per cent of all sale value and 95 if he has to polish them up before sale - so/but we are working on ironing out a deal - he is busy at the moment folding 20 pound notes from China so I will speak to him when he is free - if there is a Will there will be a way.

My current range has something for everyone. Starting at the Uniquer'er range which handmade from Peckham Con club I got the ash from a really good trustworthy guy I know there called Terry - real name (Ripuloffalotish Yousucker) or as we just call him Thailand Tel. And what makes this range of cues Uniquer' er is that Thailand Terry also imports fags so I can give away a free backky pouch with every purchase - can't get any more unique than that.
They come in proper jet black Ebonex and any joint will fit - Terry said he would throw in some great joints along with the backky anyway. Prices start 350 for this lovely cue.#

My middle range is the tradishburwatter - which Ronnie himself has used in the past and will be using in the future negotiations are ongoing - I said if he uses it I would let him sleep with my girlfriends mum. and Ronnie is interested in the brush concept as he has had a few hair problems this season - so this is like a two in one solution to that. Because what makes The tradishburwatter cue special is it is entwined with a special hair follicles that come from a strange magical creature indigenous only to Melbourne and this hair aids the cue magically turning you into a potting robot.robbo 1.JPGROBERTSON 2.JPG prices for this cue start at just 450 with four weeks waiting time or if you prefer buy them through e bay second hand for a hundred pounds more.

Finally we have my top of the range MaximusUltimateGod cue ... This is the best brush cue in the world - I dont say it but other people do - This is my numbered range and it is made with only the finest bog brush wood which has been matured for centuries before I splice it up n hammer on a new brush head. each cue is oiled with Stephen Hendry's own saliva and each cue brush will be tailored to your own spec by cue doctor Ricky Macdonna from Scotland who like ninja cue guy is also a cue maker and martial art expert. These cues start at 750 and are available on a 10 year waiting list or will also be available right away for 8 grand through fediatabletennisguyisadiv through ebay.

Hope this helps you make your choice and our after sales service team Trev White will be in touch not next December but the one after to thank you for your custom.

Do take care now.

[Byrom]

What kind of tips are on these cues Byrom, are they laminated flooring tips? ( I'll get me coat)

absolutely when I get round to it - nothing but the best - Its in the pipeline just waiting for the lino delivery from B n Q as we speak.

I am calling it the Byroms Ultimate Laminated Layered Super Hit In tip will be available shortly in soft - which is really responsive, medium which is just right, or hard which is like Mike Tyson on Viagra.

I am also intending on soaking some in milk - not for any particular reason other than I have run out of cornflakes

[Byrom]

I must admit I was very close to buying a Ninja cue off eBay the other week, thought long & hard, beautiful looking cue it was, and know I shouldn't judge a book by its cover, but I'll admit freely the name did unfortunately put me off buying it.

I'm sure they're a nice cue though.

well to be fair to the guy he is a furniture restoring expert, so has a lot of knowledge to bring to the trade - like Jim Black. I would not be put off by Ninja cues - surely you can kick arse with a ninja cue.

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well to be fair to the guy he is a furniture restoring expert, so has a lot of knowledge to bring to the trade - like Jim Black. I would not be put off by Ninja cues - surely you can kick arse with a ninja cue.

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