Advice for a surprise pressie

[jimmymoller]

your welcome

[matt01]

hi

your welcome

Your welcome - for what? You didn't offer the lady any advice, jimmy.

I think you should buy some lingerie. He will appreciate that more than a gold plated cue.

[jimmymoller]

i know but i like to feel helpful

[matt01]

hi

i know but i like to feel helpful

I was pulling your leg mate. God bless.

[jimmymoller]

its ok pal yur more friendly than sum peeps around here

[matt01]

hi

instead of arguing offer the lady some advice, at least make this forum look like people have some professionalism.

And a lovely day to you too, Morse. We weren't arguing.
I did offer advice - she should buy sexy lingerie. Her boyfriend will be over the moon.

[Jenni]

she should buy sexy lingerie

Yeah but he can't use that on a snooker table..... well not in public anyway

[ADR147]

what about just being at home wearing nothing but a virgo style waistcoat when he gets in ? splendid suprise and cheaper than a decent cue!

[Morse]

unusual fantasy

dressing your lady up in a NODAD like big JV may be your fantasy but it isnt in the main stream so i suggest maybe a nurses uniform or just bunny ears first to see what his preferences are after all if my missus stuck on any clothing to make me think i was making love to a fat hairy snooker player she wouldnt need to think about xmas pressies for me for very long lol

[ADR147]

dressing your lady up in a NODAD like big JV may be your fantasy but it isnt in the main stream so i suggest maybe a nurses uniform or just bunny ears first to see what his preferences are after all if my missus stuck on any clothing to make me think i was making love to a fat hairy snooker player she wouldnt need to think about xmas pressies for me for very long lol

now you see i was not thinking about JV himself!! - your mind is deeply troubled.

[Morse]

troubled is not the correct word now after you put that horrible thought in the dark recesses of my mind. disturbed .... more by the fact that you were and i quote thinking of a JV waistcoat and naked women at the same time... i may be disturbed now by that mental picture. but at least it isnt denial

[jimmymoller]

lets get bak to the topic of a cue

[ADR147]

troubled is not the correct word now after you put that horrible thought in the dark recesses of my mind. disturbed .... more by the fact that you were and i quote thinking of a JV waistcoat and naked women at the same time... i may be disturbed now by that mental picture. but at least it isnt denial

naked women always look good to me - even in a JV waistcoat! i am lucky enough never to have had a JV mental picture but now you have mentioned it i might wake up in a cold sweat!!!

[MrRottweiler]

Reminds me of the disturbing time some Snooker players and refs did the Full Monty!!

[Mellow Yellow]

lol @ NODAD, brings back memories!