Anorexic cue

[BITTER]

Anyone had problems with weight loss of their cue??

I sent a cue to Australia about 10 days ago and on arrival it has lost 2 OZ in Weight

Could this be dehydation ?

[bongo]

i've never heard of that before

[fudgeflaps]

My cue suffered low self-esteem because of constant bombardment of images of sexier, snazzier cues. My cue also became obsessive, especially over the size of it's butt.

It lost half it's weight, down to a twiggy 7oz, and started self-harming; the poor cue started scratching itself, and once even tried to scrape the ferrule.

Shocking, I know.

However, my cue, Janice, is back in good health after psy-cue-therapy where it learned that competing with glamourous Peradon cues is unrealistic, and that it's not looks that count, but the love of your owner.

She has a diet of one 50+ break per week.

[BITTER]

With a 10% loss of weight I am tempted to send the Wife.

That should get here down to just over 9st, That's If I can get her of the Sofa?

However worried the return to UK may have the reverse affect.

I started to believe that til you said Peradon was Glamourous

[fudgeflaps]

I started to believe that til you said Peradon was Glamourous

Compared to my current crappy Ronnie O'Sullivan Riley cue, Peradon is Cameron Diaz with Beyonce's body!!

[ADR147]

lol very funny - a cue can't lose 2oz though mate!

[simplythebest]

surely one of the scales must be off. that would explain it....

[BITTER]

I am sure his scales are wrong.

It's just my Welsh sense of humour.

[ADR147]

The Welsh Have A Sense Of Humour?

[BITTER]

Ady

Customer from Hell mate.

Asked for 19 1/2 9.5mm Wooldridge cue, Which I sent with case ext etc..

Tells me cue is 17 1/4 and too whippy.

So I e mailed him to say please check on another scales has I think yours is wrong, has for whippy I think it was fairly stiff and that it is all a matter of opinion has you can't measure it.

He then reply's to say he's allready sent it back at a cost of $140

So my sense of humour has kind of been lost today

[ADR147]

ic - well you pop it on the scales and find out - we have all had customers like that!

[Unkle Jackie]

don't pretend to know anything about the cue that you sent, but did it have a removeable weight bolt ?

I've received cues from outside the USA and the customs people at one place or another took everything apart that they could get apart. just a thought/guess about the weight bolt.


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[ADR147]

umm, i am guessing no !!