Want a pathetically poetic clue?
His first was round, whereas mine is square,
The insides are both round, which is very rare,
His is swirly and red, mine is swirly and blue,
We had them off Ebay, you can get one too.
I don't sell them, neither does he.
Although he might, he's bought at least three.
They don't cost a lot, from a tenner you'll have change.
The bloke who makes them has a pretty good range.
Made solely for cueist posers, both sexes young and old.
You'll all want one, if only the truth be told.
His first was round, whereas mine is square,
The insides are both round, which is very rare,
His is swirly and red, mine is swirly and blue,
We had them off Ebay, you can get one too.
I don't sell them, neither does he.
Although he might, he's bought at least three.
They don't cost a lot, from a tenner you'll have change.
The bloke who makes them has a pretty good range.
Made solely for cueist posers, both sexes young and old.
You'll all want one, if only the truth be told.
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