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The great thing is that the Welsh Can laugh at themselves.
I am not getting involved in that other thread.
I am not getting involved in that other thread.
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diw ie de witch thread is that ?
might have missed that one !Comment
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If this is common knowledge, forgive me...Originally Posted by ADR147 View Postthe welshman sent him a drink.......................
Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A: Because sheep can hear zippers from a mile away...
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nice, prob shud be common knowledge
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How does a Welsh bloke find a sheep in long grass?
Very attractive.Comment
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I was checking into a hotel the other week. At the counter in front of me a guy said curtly to the receptionist in a thick Scottish accent, "I hope the porn channel is disabled".
... unbelievable what some blokes are into!Comment
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A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too.
Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I am not an American."
"Then", asks the teacher, "what are you?"
"I’m a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian. "Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I’m a Canadian too."
The teacher is now angry. "That’s no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Kristen, "I’d be an American."Comment
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Glad it wasn't the other way around Andrew!Originally Posted by ADR147 View Post
Speaking of American jokes...
During a propaganda tour, President Bush visits a school to explain his
politics to kids.
He invites the kids to ask him questions.
Bobby stands up and tells him "Mr. President, I got 3 questions":
1. How come, that although the count of votes was not in your favour, you
still won the election?
2. Why do you want to attack Iraq without an imminent reason?
3. Don't you also consider the bombing of Hiroshima the biggest
terrorist attack of all times?
Before the president can answer, the recess bell rings, and the kids
leave the room. After they came back, Bush invited them again to ask
questions.
Joey stands up and tells him "Mr. President, I got 5 questions":
1. How come, that although the count of votes was not in your favor, you
still won the election?
2. Why do you want to attack Iraq without an imminent reason?
3. Don't you also consider the bombing of Hiroshima the biggest
terrorist attack of all times?
4. Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early?
5. Where's Bobby?Comment
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sound like canadians hate yanks more than the welsh and scots hate the english lololComment
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