Thoughts whilst playing

[1lawyer]

I was just having a quick joke there James my man ...wooooo down there a bit have a cig, deep breaths deep breaths....now relax and if I was you I would cancel that subscription for OK and Hello magazines because it ain't doing you any good.

[JamesFoster]

Its OK I wasn't upset I just wanted to see if anyone agrees with me with this Katie Price-Peter Andre thing. I also want to clear things up I do not read OK or Heat magazine or anything else like it. I read The Times everyday and sometimes The Sun or The Daily Mail. But I tell you what. If I did read those celebrity magazines I'd have alot more things to say to girls, cos that is all they seem to care about. They are obsessed with all this crap.

[spike]

Its OK I wasn't upset I just wanted to see if anyone agrees with me with this Katie Price-Peter Andre thing.

These two are not really worth a mention on a snooker forum tbh. I'm sick to the back teeth of them..

[noel]

Girls,
I think I need Coaching Answers on whothehell these people are...

or... maybe not.


=o\

Noel

[Viktortheman]

When I play snooker, I pretend that if i lose the match, my girlfriend will break up with me. But she should have done it for a long time ago because I've lost some mathces

[spike]

When I play snooker, I pretend that if i lose the match, my girlfriend will break up with me. But she should have done it for a long time ago because I've lost some mathces

That's a little extreme to say the least...maybe that's the reason why you've been on the losing end lately.

[noel]

When I play snooker, I pretend that if i lose the match, my girlfriend will break up with me. But she should have done it for a long time ago because I've lost some mathces

What?






=o|

Noel

[Viktortheman]

That's a little extreme to say the least...maybe that's the reason why you've been on the losing end lately.

Well I lose mathces because the opponent is better than me but my concentration gets stronger when I think as I do

[1lawyer]

When I play snooker, I pretend that if i lose the match, my girlfriend will break up with me.

I tried this approach but it did not work, I kept smashing the pack and going in off but when I got home the wife was still there...

[FerruleFox]

^ LOL

I guess it's safe to assume she doesn't post here.

[Krypton]

I tried this approach but it did not work, I kept smashing the pack and going in off but when I got home the wife was still there...

wuahaahaaa, good one, which reminds me of this old beauty (off topic mode on):

Two men having a round of golf. One tees up the ball and plays his first shot on that lane.

His mate tees up the ball, prepares his shot... stops. Aims. Prepares. Test swing. Aiming. Judging the wind agian. Aims. Looks at the ball. Looks down the lane. Aims. Judges the wind... and again.

First one: "What the hell are you doing, play that ball..."

Second: "You can see the club house from here?! Look - the woman at the window, looking at us - she's my wife. I need the perfect drive now! Everything's got to be top class for this shot!"

First one: "Bah, forget about that, you'll never gonna hit her from here..."