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  • #31
    Do you think we can apply for entry into the Winter Olympics, seeing as we can't make the Summer Olympics.

    Glover shaft, elk shovel, best shovel 140lbs.

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    • #32
      I was on for a total driveway clearance the other day, but halfway through my pre-shovel routine I noticed a couple of grains of gritting salt directly in my eyeline. I asked my girlfriend to clean it, but she refused because it was on the opposite side of the driveway.

      Luckily, I managed to keep my concentration and clear up in one visit.

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      • #33
        A new discipline has been introduced, threatening to displace the traditional snow shovelling.

        The new short form is called rake n broom.

        Equipment required: one garden rake as used to rake leaves/grass

        and a broom

        technique: rake fluffly snow to form nice high path border.

        follow through: broom: technique required here is very similar to curling and I feel the Scots will have an inherent advantage with their experienced "broom action".
        For those not familar with broom technique. A back and fore motion is required, followed by a good backswing and follow through which removes stubborn patches of snow from your path.
        Janie Watkins
        On Q Promotions / South West Snooker Academy
        All views are my own and in no way represent On Q or the Academy

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        • #34
          Speaking of new disciplines and formats > I have just heard some rumours about something called “Power Shovelling”. Anyone can confirm that? Clarifications badly needed.
          Winner of the 2009 UK Championship Lucky Dip
          Co-winner of Spike’s 2009 UK Championship number of centuries prediction contest

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          • #35
            Originally Posted by Mignon View Post
            Speaking of new disciplines and formats > I have just heard some rumours about something called “Power Shovelling”. Anyone can confirm that? Clarifications badly needed.
            No. It's all hot air - which will cause widespread thawing and it will be over very quickly.

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            • #36
              Originally Posted by Mignon View Post
              Speaking of new disciplines and formats > I have just heard some rumours about something called “Power Shovelling”. Anyone can confirm that? Clarifications badly needed.
              You may have this confused with a minor discipline played by my Canadian friends, called Snow Blowing.

              Equipment used: Leaf blower.
              Janie Watkins
              On Q Promotions / South West Snooker Academy
              All views are my own and in no way represent On Q or the Academy

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              • #37
                Whethere it is shovelling or blowing, several of you can come to my place and get plenty of practice in for free, with cuppa tea thrown in. I live on a corner, so there is quite a lot of practice needed to play properly.

                Merry Shovelling to all.
                :snooker:

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                • #38
                  I was aiming for a total clearence of the drive, two shovel fulls to go when the shovel bit into a raised stone in the concrete and I lost the load. Bloody typical, just when you're really motoring you go and get a kick.
                  Should I replace my concrete drive for a napless tarmac one ?

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                  • #39
                    Looks like my shovelling days are over. The playing equipment has now vanished and I cannot find any local stockists at all.

                    Anyone want to buy a shovel?

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                    • #40
                      Originally Posted by The Statman View Post
                      Looks like my shovelling days are over. The playing equipment has now vanished and I cannot find any local stockists at all.

                      Anyone want to buy a shovel?
                      I have a feeling they'll be back in stock soon enough.
                      One day I'll make a century, I've knocked in a 51!

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                      • #41
                        Originally Posted by The Statman View Post
                        Looks like my shovelling days are over. The playing equipment has now vanished and I cannot find any local stockists at all.

                        Anyone want to buy a shovel?
                        you should maintain your equipment after a heavy day's play by use of a power hose to ensure your playing surface is running true and smooth, ready for your next game.
                        Janie Watkins
                        On Q Promotions / South West Snooker Academy
                        All views are my own and in no way represent On Q or the Academy

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                        • #42
                          Cannot do that now Janie, cos Mr Frosty has put a stop to it and the hose is solid.

                          Tried to clear it with a cue, but cue not long enough.
                          :snooker:

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