Frustration

[The Statman]

Very important lesson

If you knock your knuckles on the wooden rail of the table, it actually hurts. Indeed, if you really work at the technique, it is possible to draw blood.

So, next time you're thinking of rapping your knuckles on the woodwork, bear this in mind before you make your final decision to carry it out.

Further to my very important lesson earlier, I have a subparagraph to add:

The harder you hit the table, the more it hurts.

I can hardly type this and am considering going to the hospital when I get back from Telford (priorities!).

Oh, merry Christmas by the way!