how to stop farting when playing stun shots?

[DeanH]

Take a dog with you to blame it on.

oh no! now I remember the time when playing this chap who always had a scraggy dog with him...!

[CueInAction]

The idea is to stun the cue ball, not your opponent. Personally I suggest seeing a coach to check out your butt at the point of delivery

[j6uk]

We've popped the question

stick a cork up your arse

[armstm]

I can't believe no one has mentioned potting the brown!

[mchpddl1]

I am afraid the cork may hit someone's face when popped off. Can i change stance instead?

[j6uk]

what did you have in mind?

I am afraid the cork may hit someone's face when popped off. Can i change stance instead?

[throtts]

what did you have in mind?

There is now some gayness on this thread, easy lads....

[Neil Taperell]

oh no! now I remember the time when playing this chap who always had a scraggy dog with him...!

Remember playing in a slightly dodgy club in South London many Moons ago , where on the next table to me was a Rottweiler tied to chair [As if that was going to stop him !] ..............never played the white any where near the green ball !!!

[armstm]

we spend most of our time talking about our stances, looking at other guys stances and holding our cues in our hands.

There is now some gayness on this thread, easy lads....

[DeanH]

oh no! now I remember the time when playing this chap who always had a scraggy dog with him...!

Remember playing in a slightly dodgy club in South London many Moons ago , where on the next table to me was a Rottweiler tied to chair [As if that was going to stop him !] ..............never played the white any where near the green ball !!!

at the same club with the scraggy dog, one night there were two old gents playing at the far table (out of three tables side by side, we were on #1, they were on #3) and ALL B****Y NIGHT both of them were constantly farting very, VERY loudly!
At first slightly amusing, very quickly it became annoying, so much so my playing partner shouted over "give it rest!" and was duly replied with a resounding PHWRT!

[itsnoteasy]

at the same club with the scraggy dog, one night there were two old gents playing at the far table (out of three tables side by side, we were on #1, they were on #3) and ALL B****Y NIGHT both of them were constantly farting very, VERY loudly!
At first slightly amusing, very quickly it became annoying, so much so my playing partner shouted over "give it rest!" and was duly replied with a resounding PHWRT!

Where the old boys playing constant stun shots?

[DeanH]

Where the old boys playing constant stun shots?

not sure if they were stun shots but it did seem to be with every shot!

[MinnesotaSlim85]

It is highly likely that when i do a powerful stun, i leak gases. It is okay when no one hears it, but normally when i play in league matches there can be many audiences behind in space. Is there any food or drink, or change my stance to avoid this?

I find 1 can of baked beans, a pound of Brussel sprouts, 1 whole packed of stuffing and 2 large onions.. all blended together with some fart power, that will always sort out any windy pops problems I may have

[j6uk]

Like your planning, like an xmas shopping list, but i find simply a dozen toasts with three cups of teas after midnight will set you up for the next day, highly recommended for volume if your sharing a complacent office space with good acoustics

I find 1 can of baked beans, a pound of Brussel sprouts, 1 whole packed of stuffing and 2 large onions.. all blended together with some fart power, that will always sort out any windy pops problems I may have

[GeordieDS]

I can't believe i just read five pages of that sh1te