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  • #16
    I apologise now if this is a serious question, but this is the funniest thread I have ever read, I really must grow up.
    This is how you play darts ,MVG two nines in the same match!
    https://youtu.be/yqTGtwOpHu8

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    • #17
      He must have a wide old butt, probably 35mm old billiard butt:snooker:

      Originally Posted by billabong View Post
      What dia of butt do you use ?

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      • #18
        Originally Posted by mchpddl1 View Post
        It is highly likely that when i do a powerful stun, i leak gases. It is okay when no one hears it, but normally when i play in league matches there can be many audiences behind in space. Is there any food or drink, or change my stance to avoid this?
        Shreddin' balls :livid:

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        • #19
          Stop eating bread and do some pelvic floor exercises, that would also put some led in the cue, and give the mrs something to smile about
          Originally Posted by neil taperell View Post
          No chance of a sensible reply on this topic i think .

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          • #20
            This thread is a bit below the belt
            My favourite players: Walter Lindrum (AUS), Neil Robertson (AUS), Eddie Charlton (AUS), Robby Foldvari (AUS), Vinnie Calabrese (AUS), Jimmy White, Stephen Hendry, Alex Higgins, Ronnie O'Sullivan, Dominic Dale and Barry Hawkins.
            I dream of a 147 (but would be happy with a 100)

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              • #22
                Byrom, I was waiting for this to appear! classic!
                Up the TSF! :snooker:

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                • #23
                  mchpddl1 - as no one else has said this "stop doing power stun shots" !
                  Last edited by DeanH; 26 November 2013, 03:04 PM.
                  Up the TSF! :snooker:

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                  • #24
                    I haven't laughed this much in ages!!,,brilliant

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                    • #25
                      I have to ask, is your run through messy?

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                      • #26
                        stick a cork up your arse

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                        • #27
                          Just cough really loud as you play the shot!
                          Did you put my "1" up ?

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                          • #28
                            Originally Posted by danam1 View Post
                            Just cough really loud as you play the shot!
                            ermm... never cough and fart at the same time!

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                            • #29
                              A rear pause would really help...
                              When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. GET MAD!!

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                              • #30
                                Take a dog with you to blame it on.
                                This is how you play darts ,MVG two nines in the same match!
                                https://youtu.be/yqTGtwOpHu8

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