Hello from Germany!

[MrMartens]

Hello People!
My name is Timo I'm 18 years old and I'm from Dortmund in Germany.

I found my love in snooker one year ago as i was just zapping through the TV and saw that big table with all those coloured balls on it.
One year later (now) I'm in a snooker club already played at some competitons (beginner ones of course :-]) and my highest break is 28 (1-7-1-5-1-5-1-3-1-3).
I found that forum using google and i hope that i just can chat and talk about that sport that's all loved by us: Snooker.

Greetings :-]

[crucible77]

Welcome MrMartens

[trigger666]

welcome buddy nice to meet you

[ChatLag]

Hi Timo,
welcome on TSF where all the questions you have about snooker will be answered.
And hundreds of new questions will arise...

[Templeton Peck]

Wilkomen!!!

[ChatLag]

Wilkomen!!!

Nice that you try German language.
But it is Willkommen!!!

You can call me Keith...

[Templeton Peck]

If only Esperanto had taken off...

[noel]

If only Esperanto had taken off...

TP ... it's 2009... Timo prolly speaks in Ebonics!

EBONIC PROFICIENCY TEST


"Timo... I want you to use each vocabulary word in a sentence. Got it?"

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
2. Dictate - My girfriend say my dictate good.
3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man,
somebody get that catacomb.
4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my uncle rectum both.
6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss
disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said
penis.
8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look
fake." He say "Bull****, that watch israel".
9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment
undermine.
10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and
took me to the poolhall.
11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I toll' my uncle iraq, you
break.
12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you
plan on stain for dinner?"
13. Fortify- I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say
"fortify."
14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.
15. Willkommen - If Timo comes over and knocks on da doh and it opens, he willkommen.

Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word...

Today's word is :"OMELETTE"... Let us use it in a sentence.

"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one
slide.



=o)

Noel

[ChatLag]

Noel, that reminded me of that:

The Italian who went to Malta

(read with Italian accent, those who cannot, suffer !)

One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two ****is toast. She brings me only one ****. I tella her I want two ****. She say go to the toilet. I say, you no understand, I wanna **** onna my plate. She say you better no **** onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna me bitch !!
Later I go to eat at a bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife, but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch.
So, I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no ****s onna my bed. I call the manager and tella him I wanna ****. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna **** on my bed. He say you better not **** onna bed, you sonna ma bitch. I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you". I say **** on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy!!!

[MattCash]

TP ... it's 2009... Timo prolly speaks in Ebonics!

EBONIC PROFICIENCY TEST


"Timo... I want you to use each vocabulary word in a sentence. Got it?"

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
2. Dictate - My girfriend say my dictate good.
3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man,
somebody get that catacomb.
4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my uncle rectum both.
6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss
disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said
penis.
8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look
fake." He say "Bull****, that watch israel".
9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment
undermine.
10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and
took me to the poolhall.
11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I toll' my uncle iraq, you
break.
12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you
plan on stain for dinner?"
13. Fortify- I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say
"fortify."
14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.
15. Willkommen - If Timo comes over and knocks on da doh and it opens, he willkommen.

Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word...

Today's word is :"OMELETTE"... Let us use it in a sentence.

"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one
slide.



=o)

Noel

lmao, very good noel

[ChatLag]

Oh, I just realized it is not understandable with all that ***....
So here the original:

http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~steinl/vitser/malta.html

[noel]

HaHaHa... ChatLag... welllll ... you reminded me of THIS ONE!

Room Service

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and
room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:

Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"
G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: "What??"
RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"
G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
G: "What?"
RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"
G: "I don't think so."
RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."
RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bodder?"
G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."
RS: "Wad?"
G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Excuse me?"
RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"
G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."
RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy....rye??"
G: "Whatever you say."
RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."
G : "You're very welcome."


=o)

Noel

[ChatLag]

Uahahaha... That's a good one...