Phil Yates – Comical genius?

[100-uper]

Inane, pointless or just stupid, what is your favourite commentary gems from Phil Yates? Here are some of mine collected from his commentary on recent matches …..

- When he's in this kind of groove he's so reliable.
- These are the kind of shots he eats for breakfast
- If he'd missed that one there would have been questions in the House
- He's happy to be the predator.
- A potential turning point of the gigantic kind.
- He's in the market for an extended stay at the table.
- A tiny difference can make a massive difference

[DeanH]

LOL!
Got to be honest, I tend not to listen or remember what PY says

[Cue crafty]

I don’t have any favourites because I hate everything he oozes. 😇

[Nifty50]

Ditto. Turn sound off when he’s commenting. ******* but loves his snooker so can’t be all bad.

[vmax]

Anyone remember Spitting Image from the 80's ? their John Motson puppet was dressed in a school uniform, that's how I see Phil Yates, over enthusiastic little boy with a satchel full of stats and cliches that he thinks will make him the most popular boy in school.