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  • #31
    Originally Posted by Cessy143
    Not again. Thats what that beautiful blonde I met last night said
    Male or Female?

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    • #32
      Originally Posted by PaulTheSoave
      Male or Female?
      LOL.

      She was very nice but there was something odd about her. She had a lovely short skirt on but she had knobbly knees and very hairy legs. Her blouse had a logo on the back saying 'Mon the wonderbairn'. She had a weird name, I was a bit drunk but I'm sure she said it was 'Sally Minger'. Weird accent too, but hey, I was drunk and she gave me a nice Semih!!
      Mon the Rocket

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      • #33
        haaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

        Could be a bloke! Well, I always had a weak spot for Mel (Kim medcalf,blonde) but she never fancied me!

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        • #34
          Originally Posted by PaulTheSoave

          Could be a bloke! Well, I always had a weak spot for Mel (Kim medcalf,blonde) but she never fancied me!
          Mibbe sumthin to do with that jacket Paul




          (Semih said he'd give me a fiver if i said that, ha ha)
          Just kidding mate
          Mon the Rocket

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          • #35
            I showed her the wrong credit card!

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            • #36
              LoL Paul
              Mon the Rocket

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              • #37
                but i still fancy her! A real stunner!

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