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    My arse has fell out on an easy match ball pink in a deciding frame tonight.. I think theres still a search party out looking for my arse it was that bad...

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    Hahahaha! Awesome
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    • #3
      Brilliant !!! I lose mine every week..........it will return
      Still trying to pot as many balls as i can !

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      • #4
        I need a JCB following me around the table these days!

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        • #5
          Has anyone seen my arse?

          Lol at least i know i am not the only one. It was probably a 9/10 shot but i've hit it so bad, played a good frame up untill then. Never mind i'll find it for next week where it can drop out again lol.

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          • #6
            LOL I did something similar on Wednesday!

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            • #7
              Before a match I always fiddle with my belly button this is a well known scientific way of tightening the screw that holds your arse on.
              This is how you play darts ,MVG two nines in the same match!
              https://youtu.be/yqTGtwOpHu8

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              • #8
                lol i think we have all been there!
                https://www.ebay.co.uk/str/adr147

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                • #9
                  Originally Posted by martj View Post
                  My arse has fell out on an easy match ball pink in a deciding frame tonight.. I think theres still a search party out looking for my arse it was that bad...
                  Have you checked under the settee?
                  "Kryten, isn't it round about this time of year that your head goes back to the lab for retuning?"

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                  • #10
                    Lol still looking for mine aswell mine was a 10/10 shot should of been 5 nil daft one frame snooker as per
                    Originally Posted by martj View Post
                    My arse has fell out on an easy match ball pink in a deciding frame tonight.. I think theres still a search party out looking for my arse it was that bad...

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                    • #11
                      Has anyone seen my arse?

                      Same time next week lol

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                      • #12
                        I would suggest clenching on any pressure shots to keep your arse from falling out. Don't apply this method when playing stun shots though, we all know what happens then

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                        • #13
                          Originally Posted by martj View Post
                          Same time next week lol
                          yous two have got tuesday to get through first ... sorry lads could not resist !!!

                          what happend with the parris tomo :wink-new

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                          • #14
                            Has anyone seen my arse?

                            Plenty of twitching on Tuesdays!

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                            • #15
                              lol first loss with parris in ten frames guess i should now change to a gbl lmfao.......more wabbits tues lol ease the twitching for thurs lol
                              Originally Posted by 147wolf View Post
                              yous two have got tuesday to get through first ... sorry lads could not resist !!!

                              what happend with the parris tomo :wink-new

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