Round 136 - Kiss me!
What question? And why in quotes? Was there something wrong with it?
I indeed did receive correct answers to round 135 from snookersfun, rambon and abextra. They are all already in the Hall of Frame but have cemented their positions even more firmly - well done! If anyone else (or one of these three) wants to post an answer on this thread, please feel free.
Meanwhile, moving on - here is a true (almost) story…
Round 136 - Kiss me!
Last night, Gordon and Oliver played some snooker. Gordon was so good that Oliver was left to sit and watch for most of the evening, doing a brilliant impression of John Parrott during the 1989 World Final, and in fact he amused himself by playing with his recent Valentine's Day presents (a whole load of daffodils from his new girlfriend Olivia, a romantic present of a cannon from Charlie, and a whole load of equally romantic cacti from me).
Actually, they only got as far as playing one frame, with Gordon knocking in a cool 147 maximum directly from Oliver's otherwise excellent break-off. Every red that Gordon potted, he played as a plant (as long as there was more than one red on the table). On the first plant that he played, and every 2nd one thereafter (so on the 1st, 3rd, 5th…), he also played a cannon into others reds or colours. However, every time that he played a cannon after having potted a black on the previous shot, he got a double kiss. This didn't bother him though and he remained in perfect position, aided by his impressively long arms and brown fur.
The main reason that they only managed one frame during the evening was due to Oliver's antics, him playing the fool somewhat. Oliver handed Gordon a congratulatory daffodil every time that Gordon played a plant, except when Gordon also played a cannon on the same shot, in which case Oliver instead put a plant (either a daffodil or cactus) into his cannon and fired it at Gordon's face. During the frame, Gordon was hit in the face by more cacti than by daffodils (only by one more though, fortunately), but continued his break unperturbed.
Every time that Gordon was handed a daffodil, he gave Oliver a kiss. Whenever Gordon played a double kiss, Oliver gave him a double kiss. Whenever Gordon was hit in the face by a cactus, he gave Oliver a treble slap. Whenever Gordon was hit in the face by a daffodil, he gave Oliver a hug. Each time that Oliver was slapped, he cried and Gordon had to give him a quadruple kiss to cheer him up. Whenever Gordon gave Oliver a hug, Oliver handed Gordon a daffodil.
During the evening, there were no plants, cannons, cacti, daffodils, roses, geraniums, hugs, slaps, kisses, double kisses, squeezes, quintuple massés, sextuple girlfriends, fouls, fowls, foals, or fools, Chinese snookers or 18-3 thrashings of poor John Parrott other than those already described above.
How many kisses, hugs and slaps were there, and how many points did Oliver score?
Originally Posted by berolina
I indeed did receive correct answers to round 135 from snookersfun, rambon and abextra. They are all already in the Hall of Frame but have cemented their positions even more firmly - well done! If anyone else (or one of these three) wants to post an answer on this thread, please feel free.
Meanwhile, moving on - here is a true (almost) story…
Round 136 - Kiss me!
Last night, Gordon and Oliver played some snooker. Gordon was so good that Oliver was left to sit and watch for most of the evening, doing a brilliant impression of John Parrott during the 1989 World Final, and in fact he amused himself by playing with his recent Valentine's Day presents (a whole load of daffodils from his new girlfriend Olivia, a romantic present of a cannon from Charlie, and a whole load of equally romantic cacti from me).
Actually, they only got as far as playing one frame, with Gordon knocking in a cool 147 maximum directly from Oliver's otherwise excellent break-off. Every red that Gordon potted, he played as a plant (as long as there was more than one red on the table). On the first plant that he played, and every 2nd one thereafter (so on the 1st, 3rd, 5th…), he also played a cannon into others reds or colours. However, every time that he played a cannon after having potted a black on the previous shot, he got a double kiss. This didn't bother him though and he remained in perfect position, aided by his impressively long arms and brown fur.
The main reason that they only managed one frame during the evening was due to Oliver's antics, him playing the fool somewhat. Oliver handed Gordon a congratulatory daffodil every time that Gordon played a plant, except when Gordon also played a cannon on the same shot, in which case Oliver instead put a plant (either a daffodil or cactus) into his cannon and fired it at Gordon's face. During the frame, Gordon was hit in the face by more cacti than by daffodils (only by one more though, fortunately), but continued his break unperturbed.
Every time that Gordon was handed a daffodil, he gave Oliver a kiss. Whenever Gordon played a double kiss, Oliver gave him a double kiss. Whenever Gordon was hit in the face by a cactus, he gave Oliver a treble slap. Whenever Gordon was hit in the face by a daffodil, he gave Oliver a hug. Each time that Oliver was slapped, he cried and Gordon had to give him a quadruple kiss to cheer him up. Whenever Gordon gave Oliver a hug, Oliver handed Gordon a daffodil.
During the evening, there were no plants, cannons, cacti, daffodils, roses, geraniums, hugs, slaps, kisses, double kisses, squeezes, quintuple massés, sextuple girlfriends, fouls, fowls, foals, or fools, Chinese snookers or 18-3 thrashings of poor John Parrott other than those already described above.
How many kisses, hugs and slaps were there, and how many points did Oliver score?
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