Caption Competition 2

[crucible77]

I was just looking at he Caption Competition and it didn't really take off so I thought id start a new one...I think most people know the rules. I will post a picture up and you just have to say what there thinking and I will choose a winner;
Here is the first picture,


The deadline is the 7th August
Good Luck!

[Kathrin]

what do I get if I win?

[Jock McHugh]

Have a word ref, Peter was bald at the start of this break!

[crucible77]

I have decided to make so I choose my top 3 in order and the best gets 3 pts the second place gets 2 pts and so on, thanks to the first two entrants and remember the deadline for round one is 7th august.

[Wity]

If that bugger thinks staring at my backside when I bend over and whispering 'sweetcheeks' is gonna put me off he's mistaken!"

[Kathrin]

I have decided to make so I choose my top 3 in order and the best gets 3 pts the second place gets 2 pts and so on, thanks to the first two entrants and remember the deadline for round one is 7th august.

oops, think this a misunderstanding. I haven´t made an entry. I just wanted to know what I get if I win. This wasn´t my idea for the pic. I´m still thinking about it

[dannyd0g]

oops, think this a misunderstanding. I haven´t made an entry. I just wanted to know what I get if I win. This wasn´t my idea for the pic. I´m still thinking about it

LOL, i thought that was a very approrpriate caption anyway

[crucible77]

Sorry Kathrin however i did also think it was an appropriate caption, anyone got any more captions for round 1 as we have only had 2/3 depending on if Kathrin keeps that or not.

[Kathrin]

hmm, I don´t think it was funny at all, that must be the difference of british and german sense of humour
I´ll see if I get another one, there are a few days left...

edit: hope this is funny enough:

"Okay, I take this red...or rather the other one over there...or the red near the blue looks good as well...no, I take this one...or should I walk around the table to check every position...or the red next to the pink...hmm, I just don´t know...Oh, I haven´t noticed that there´s one near the yellow...should I take that instead...Stephen should call his wife that it takes longer today...I have to make a decision, I´m running out of chalk...okay, this red...for sure...or the other one?"

[bongo]

OK here is mine, Peter thinks...

"Stephen is such a big head, sitting in his chair like he's the king!"

[crucible77]

Any more captions??? Only 1 days to get your captions in: :snooker:

[crucible77]

Well as I said im going to choose my top 3 best:
So
#3 WITY
If that bugger thinks staring at my backside when I bend over and whispering 'sweetcheeks' is gonna put me off he's mistaken!"

#2 Jock McHugh
Have a word ref, Peter was bald at the start of this break!

#1 Kathrin
"Okay, I take this red...or rather the other one over there...or the red near the blue looks good as well...no, I take this one...or should I walk around the table to check every position...or the red next to the pink...hmm, I just don´t know...Oh, I haven´t noticed that there´s one near the yellow...should I take that instead...Stephen should call his wife that it takes longer today...I have to make a decision, I´m running out of chalk...okay, this red...for sure...or the other one?"

So heres the caption competition leaderboard after round 1
1.....Kathrin..............3
2.....Jock_McHugh......2
3.....Wity..................1

Round 2


Good Luck

[Marc]

"could of been worse at least i can use the slate for my roof if i ever need it"

[Kathrin]

"I wish it was a Big Mac"

[bongo]

"How many burgers could I buy with the prize money? Ummm, burgers".

Sorry Stephen!

P.S - I didn't mean to copy your idea, Kathrin!

P.P.S - I have met and played Stephen and he isn't as big as he looks on TV, he's a great character too.