Why can't people write in the Queen's English ?

[billabong]

If you wanted to write an advert which satirised the current poorly written ebay adverts, this would be it.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Snooker-Cu...70619383004157

Watch out for the classic :-
"The engravement is worn away but JP can me fainly seen between champion handmade in teh centre" . . .

Cheered my day up. I thought only Ed Wood could write stuff like this . . .

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[Chrisbatty77]

Luke McMillan needs a few English lessons me thinks