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After my recent visit to the zoo, I decided that your common or garden animal just wasn't up to giving me a decent game, so I started to look further afield. In a mysterious village called Hendryville (about 4 miles from the nearest town of Davis) in the fictitious county of Murphyshire, I came across a scientist who was mad about three things. Snooker, horses and cats.
He'd combined his three loves by creating a half horse, half-cat who he claimed could beat anybody at his version of snooker. So I offered to give the beast a game.
I turned up and was introduced to the charming animal, who I immediately somewhat humourously christened Pony Miaow after one of my favourite players in the 1980s. Anyway I digress, to the game
The table was 14 feet long by 7 feet wide
The pink had been moved nearer to the blue to allow for a triangle with 8 rows of reds instead of the usual 5
Normal snooker rules applied and I won the toss and broke off. Unfortunately that was the only shot I had, as Pony Miaow performed a total clearance.
After potting a red, he potted the same number of each of the different colours.
The scientist timed the frame and came up with a number of interesting facts:
1. On average the number of seconds required to pot a red was the same as the number of ranking finals played by John Parrott
2. The yellow average shot time was the same as the number of ranking quarter finals played by Stephen Hendry
3. For the green it was the number of ranking titles won by Steve Davis
4. For the brown it was 2x + 2y
5. For the blue it was the number of ranking titles won by Stephen Hendry
6. For the pink it was (y - x) * (y -x)
7. For the black it was the number of different winners of World Ranking titles
Given the following, what was the break that Pony Miaow potted and how long did it take him to do it?
After my recent visit to the zoo, I decided that your common or garden animal just wasn't up to giving me a decent game, so I started to look further afield. In a mysterious village called Hendryville (about 4 miles from the nearest town of Davis) in the fictitious county of Murphyshire, I came across a scientist who was mad about three things. Snooker, horses and cats.
He'd combined his three loves by creating a half horse, half-cat who he claimed could beat anybody at his version of snooker. So I offered to give the beast a game....
Too Gordian for me! And not just because it is Friday...
At the recent Chimpanzees World Snooker Chimpionship, 256 chimps competed in the televised knock-out stages at The Chimpible.
1) What was the average number of matches that each chimp won?
A) none; B) between 0 and 1/2; C) 1/2; D) between half and 1; E) 1; F) more than 1; G) can't say
2) What proportion of chimps won a match (i.e. at least one match)?
A) none; B) between 0 and 1/2; C) 1/2; D) between half and 1; E) 1; F) can't say
3) What proportion of chimps lost a match?
A) none; B) between 0 and 1/2; C) 1/2; D) between half and 1; E) 1; F) can't say
4) What proportion of chimps lost more matches than they won?
A) none; B) between 0 and 1/2; C) 1/2; D) between half and 1; E) 1; F) can't say
5) If you write out the answers to questions 1-4 as exact numbers (rather than letters), how many different answers would you have?
A) 0; B) 1; C) 2; D) 3; E) 4; F) can't say
6) If you write out the answers to these 6 questions as exact numbers (rather than letters), how many different answers would you have?
A) 0; B) 1; C) 2; D) 3; E) 4; F) 5; G) 6; H) can't say
Note: "between x and y" here means more than x and less than y
"If anybody can knock these three balls in, this man can." David Taylor, 11 January 1982, as Steve Davis prepared to pot the blue, in making the first 147 break on television.
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